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And still, I search.

ultimately i don't think the beatles biopics will be good so instead of trying to make them good they should just play it completely straight and historically accurate until 1966 when paul is suddenly in a fatal car crash. the audience is confused, and even more so when paul is declared.. dead? shortly after we are introduced to a slightly taller paul mescal with glasses and to our shock and surprise we realize the directors are adapting the paul is dead theory as fact

can he not fucking do that.

i think john lennon had it in him to gay marry paul mccartney with a ring stolen from a dead boy even if they sort of hated each other by that point and later kill him in a parody of a lovers embrace and eat him for sustenance after he succumbs to scurvy and can no longer haul. but i genuinely think john lennon would succumb to scurvy first or at least get mauled by the creature