Brainless Repository

The thoughtful and heartfelt pervert has logged on

I bought a timer lock box for my weed pen. I will be high in 7 days and 1 minute

Polycules should be able to trade people like sports teams do

Listen -- you're a good defender and your pussy is fantastic, but that's not what our team needs right now. We're trading you to Greater Boston in exchange for someone who has a car.

I don't think I've ever seen an artist misunderstand their own work's target audience quite so starkly as David Firth finding it implausible that a woman would want to fuck Salad Fingers.

the cruelty these actors had to endure is immeasurable

"focaccia, serves 4" yes all 4 me

"tiramisu, serves 2" yes all 2 myself

“pizza, serves 8” yes I 8 it all.

"12-foot party sub, serves 40 to 50 people" yes, all 40 to 50 of my friends at our cool big sandwich party. are hungry and mad at me for eating the whole thing and throwing up on the rug instead of the hard floor