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Damien: I-I think I need an adult!

Shayne: I am an adult!

Damien:

Damien: I think I need a different adult!

#i'm still alive wow guys #shaymien #shayne topp #damien haas #incorrect quotes #shitpost #smosh #smosh games #smosh pit #smosh squad #smosh damien #smosh shayne

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Shayne: I think it's time to get my life in order.

Damien, narrating: But he did not get his life in order. In fact, he got drunk last night and fought a raccoon.

#i love these narration ones #shaymien #shayne topp #damien haas #incorrect quotes #shitpost #smosh #smosh pit #smosh games #smosh squad #smosh damien #smosh shayne

gui1ttripping

Alright.

Everyone,

And I mean EVERYONE

who sees this post has to reblog it with something they love about themselves and tag at least one other person. I’m tired of the self-negativity, myself included, so let’s try to spread some positivity, ok?

One thing I love about myself is my artistic abilities.

Tagging: @parade-of-the-defects @kerosene--angel @madhouse-at-midnight @feelin-peachy336 @phil-and-a-corgi @ashfire05 @emo-boi @emohyena @vyukami @gods-mistake-uwu @im-a-ban-im-a-bandito @fromthegallifrey @wherethewaterstarts-andyouend @hanna-does-stuff @anti-kalvin-club @frankielicious @iero @potdreadsfrank @essielf @frank-ierhoe @bitchyscemoenby @lil-mistake-boi @stressieboi @pureandbloodstained @gerardbutnotgerardway @spiderway95 @ghost-bonezz @tacozebra051 @tacobelltylerr @vesselsintrench @lu-hemmingss @luck-cat @vivalienne @trinazz @hpmerlinfan @illuminatilovesyou @save-yourself-stay-alive

ohpeachpit

Hmm uh, I geuss one thing I love about myself is that everyday I'm making a conscious effort to pursue things that push me towards living according to my values

@demolition-platonic-buddies @alwaysraineh @dolores-hazy @cartoon-nerd-work-06 @saturdaynightagain

violetshovel

my eyes

@myxchemicalxroman @just-a-regular-geek @anxiousconstantly @highshooketh1 @luckybanana948

dragonflystudi0s

Alright this is dumb but I like the way my neck pops, its loud and terrifies the people around me

@just-a-regular-geek @martemisss @tempest-001 @burnt-sienna-soup-ladles

tempest-001

I like my sense of taste. I think I have a pretty good pallet.

@knight-shives @pattxnsanders @virgilsandersakaanxiety @mightyvirgil54

alleged-knight

I like my eyes? Or my remembrance or obscure facts

@xthreeravensx @motakimask @mavi-main @pawton-meowity

ayyyden-main

I think I'm a good listener?

@thatgaydemigodnerd @dragonindigo245

dragonindigo245

Shit uh... I like... my eyes?

@pawton-meowity

chiera99

I like my voice-

@throughthedoomdays @fabulous-emo-mess

starsh0riz0n

I guess my hair is a nice colour

@incorrect-shaymien

incorrect-shaymien

i like my imagination. it's overactive but i love it. it leads me to crazy and amazing places and it allows me to be other people when i don't feel confident to be myself.

@azscc @mayoprty

agentstovring

Shayne: *says one (1) suggestive thing*

Damien: We already have enough fanfiction.

Damien: Shayne, you're my favorite. I love you, Shayne. Before we knew each other, I was waiting to be your friend. I wanna live with you. My subconcious lead me back to a restaurant we ate at together. I wear your clothes all the time. Baby boy. If I'm not in a shoot with you, I'll just sit literally right out of frame and watch.

Shayne: ...

Damien: Get to it, tumblr.

Shayne: Damien, why did you play such a terrible hand?

Damien: Why? Because I believe that life is for the living. I believe in taking risks and biting off more than you can chew. And also, people were yelling, and I got confused about the rules.

#shaymien #shayne topp #damien haas #incorrect quotes #shitpost #smosh #smosh pit #smosh games #smosh squad #smosh damien #smosh shayne

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Courtney: Okay, that's enough! No more talking about Damien!

Shayne: But you told me to get it out of my system...

Courtney: I had no idea how much you had in your system!

#shaymien #shayne topp #damien haas #courtney miller #incorrect quotes #shitpost #smosh #smosh pit #smosh games #smosh squad #smosh damien #smosh shayne #smosh courtney

sssmoshhh

These are cursed

sorryimjessi-blog

Dear friends of Tumblr,

Today at my school we had an assembly about internet predators and when I had said that most of my true friends are over the internet and they gave me a lecture about how “I don’t know who I’m talking to” blah blah. So please, if you aren’t a predator in any way, please reblog so i can prove a point.

mortally-challenged

hotgarbagecentral

If you don’t reblog this, then I am honestly very concerned.

5sosphanandshortbread-deactivat

everytime i see this im gonna reblog it and weed out my pedo followers

dreamstormdragon

I’ll reblog it.

sushi-monger

blue-skyes-above

m8 i talk to my internet friends every night

roseverdict

boi yesss

unholytoebeans

ashwolfcub

I AM NOT A PREDATOR XD

bottlefulloffiction-deactivated

balloonboyismyson

ask-cctale-deactivated20181209

@mysticcherryblossomuniverse @chicatheheroine @pocketundertale @gothic-skeleton and many much more many people <3

dragon-forest

@the-purple-hero is a good and pure friend

epic-and-kitty

@x-i-l-verify @elvanimar and all my other mutuals

cheatsykoopa98

damn I met my girlfriend online, of course I’m reblogging xD

cupcakegirl1032-deactivated2017

randomisart

I’m not a pedo i would love to meet all my internet friends!! And my parents are the same

therightfulalphawerewolf-blog

I would truthfully and honestly LOVE to meet my internet friends! Though,I can be clingy…

travisvulkrum

I’m a shit ton more quiet in real life though. And a lot more emo. So…

icey-pie

Lmao I Wouk Ove to meet you guys

honey-n-vinegar-deactivated2018

@crankityler @crankyplier @azulethan I want to meet you guys s o b a d. You guys are amazing! 😍😍😍

accapella-songfield-uwu

IM A CUDDLY BEAN OF MIDGET HEIGHT LOVE ME @draco-the-kitsune @da-moonmoon @ekhoecho @xxacantheaxx @la-sid @devils-in-disguise-music-stuff @angelchronicals @vynl-from-the-void

dead-blog-wont-reply-deactivate

I ain’t a preditor…and my friends are always online

emily-chan1marin-deactivated202

I’m not a preditor and I have MOSTLY online friends (/relationships)..

beatrice-b-brighton-deactivated

@luximus @rbright1127

turquoisemagpie

@northeast-artist98. Longest and greatest friend I’ve ever had, not just on the internet either. :)

how-do-i-exist

@fangirl-of-bands

writingforfandoms

Of course I’m rebloging this!❤️❤️

hazardoussmokeydaze

I am not a pedophile/predator!!

bonnysrabbithole

@jet-black-hair bc one day I’m going to hug the holy hell out of you dear

xcaffeinebulletsx-deactivated20

hopelesscobwebs

if this aint the fUCKING TRUTH

therealdodieyellow-deactivated2

@lovely-rydens @guitarcampfires @blueglittersele @ghennigan @chatterbox-21

incorrectemobandquotes-blog

@thepanicemo

deactivated7517-deactivated2017

@emobandtreasure

jaylarkson

You all have helped me through some of the hardest things in my life! And I feel like I’d get along so well with you, @mtttme ! I wanna meet you all in real life!

themarkiplierexperience

I am NOT an internet predator, just a person who posts things to the internet sometimes and talks to people ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I’d love to meet you in real life too 😩❤️

zi-deactive

My best friends are on here. I’m just a trashy blog so…

that-sokovian-bastard

I literally talk to my internet friends more than my friends from school

slothplantsworld

I talk to my internet friends about more important shit than with my friends from school OF FUCKING COURSE I WANNA MEET THEM @sleekeazyz i’m talking to you

sleekeazyz

lol @writing-sloth don’t worry, i’m not a predator! you’re way more genuine than friends i see everyday and i’d love to meet you :) WE’VE BEEN CURSED TO LIVE LIVES MILES AND MILES APART

hellbentredhead

I have so many friends on the internet! @evil-regal-vampiress @marril96 @miishamiigos @askjodyaboutit the list just goes on! I’m not a pedo! I swear!

marril96

♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

paintys-palette-archived

I have more online friends than real friends…

-COUGH COUGH- @fluffymary , @tickledink -COUGH COUGH-

shifty-thoughts2

I can assure you all, I’m not a pedophile and I just wanna make friends

pandoraarti

thesingingtennisball

@fandom-mutt @sparkxii @raptorqueen17 @slutforketchup Are the best friends I’ve ever had and I met them over the internet!(an exception for slutforketchup,who i met in my french).Getting a tumblr was the best decision I’ve ever made! See mom, not every person I meet on the Internet is a pedophile!

sparkxii

(THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOU)

This goes to all my friends and followers! I love to chat, so don’t hesitate to shoot me a dm sometime!

official-onion-cookie

RE👏BLOG👏NOW

unoriginal-fox-official

Most of my friends are on the internet. I barely have any real life friends.

artdemoncat-deactivated20260429

I wish i could i can meet them in real life –》 @lunakittyrose and @phebemun-46 qwq

the-night-trio

cuddlycharlotty

I just NEED to reblog this.

gamergirlmoira

So do I^

squuote

Yo I’ve met such amazing people online and like I love them so much??? Like y’all have my whole heart💖💖💖💖 I barely have any irl friends, most if not all of my friends are online and I LOVE THEM!!! Even my mutuals are rlly awesome and I rlly love y’all too!!

onyx-was-here

@cloverplayz

yuelaotzu

@official-lucifers-child @enraged-chihuahua @satansyoungerbrother @multishipping-goodness @roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it @thesamenord @thatsmollfluff @imhonestlyjustsoconfused @odrantheseeker @jizerus-cringe-box @grumblleseeker @fall-into-your-blue @alexander0909lopez @zurararabee @void-of-erebos @bigboyjenkins @not-him-someone-else @martemis1

I don’t know all of you but at least help prove OP’s point

blaizeofglory

@justmebeingtheweirdmeiam @criminal-cookies @katbtracy @ilovetomatoes3000 @theladyoffangorn @officialtonystarkprotectionsquad and honestly @theofficialyoungavengers

theladyoffangorn

@blaizeannyt UNO REVERSO BITCH

@becausewhyknotme @thewanderingace @theofficialyoungavengers @justmebeingtheweirdmeiam @criminal-cookies @officialtonystarkprotectionsquad @ilovetomatoes3000 @katbtracy @writing-for-hours-on-end @agentpeggybarnes

agentpeggybarnes-deactivated202

I’m just an alien bean trying to survive in this world.

@smol-gay-hufflepuff 💜💙

@criminal-cookies @theladyoffangorn @wemisshim3000 @ilovetomatoes3000 @officialtonystarkprotectionsquad @katbtracy @writing-for-hours-on-end @dianadov @justmebeingtheweirdmeiam @becausewhyknotme @officialtonystarkprotectionsquad

4chanbf-deactivated20240815

i’m not a pedo, i’m just a teenager finally having a place where i belong:)

@social-chemical-waste @doublebubblebitchqueen @diamond-lightningx i love you guys and all my other mutuals uwu

fromthelightstothepavement-deac

Aww I love you too dude! Some of my best friends are people I’ve met on the internet, and they’re a lot more accepting of me than a lot of people I know irl!

@xxpastelemomomxx @killjoy-crash-cat @phantom-hope @i-dont-vibe-with-gender @respect-the-drip @nyeah-nyeah @incorrectbands

revenge-of-the-cheeseman

@words-i-thought-id-never-speak @just-calliope @consentual-insanity @trauma-in-black

Coolest people I’ve met online.

just-calliope

Thank you so so so so so so much 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜

@an-emo-artist I’m gonna re-tag you because ilyyyyyy

@saltycloudsstuff @unforgettable-sensations @lilys-artworks @trashtuesdaynight @amoureuse-epuisee @aureliusz @breifly-perfect-world @bipolar-personality @chillisak @chubszuliamruby @darlinminds @give-emhell-darlin @haydendelos @lenacarstairspotterstewart @mqsic @mattuhoh @nos-mondes-contraires @nori-nory @perduedansmatete @shadowhuntersloving @this-account-is-a-mistake

briefly-perfect-world

Me getting off the terminal to meet my online frieñds

riotmlllf

me meeting my future internet friends

riverphoenixsgothwife

@peterpansexual19 , @petekey-rat , @littletroubledgrrrl , @xastrocreepx , @teenytinydancer34

petekey-rat

:,)

eacyim

This made me so happy

in-my-defense-i-was-left-alone

@official-lucifers-child @justsomebandomtrash @ at all my mutuals!

official-lucifers-child

🖤🤍🖤

witchcraft-in-wonderland

@misunderstoodshadowling

@youtuberswithalex

@spooky-scary-virgil

@hayden-going-insane

@imbasicallyshakespear

@im-bi-and-wanna-die

@oceanart123

skeletonmaster69

jgdfghg @all my mutuals luv u

spooky-scary-virgil

heyyy i met my internet friend once :D

sapphic-arsonist

@sanders-sides-uncorrect-quotes LOVE YA BRILO!!!!

sanders-sides-uncorrect-quotes

LOVE YA TOO!!!

chiera99

HELL YEAH

@throughthedoomdays @fabulous-emo-mess

LOVE YA GUYS

starsh0riz0n

@throughthedoomdays

LOVE YA GUYS MORE

doomdaysdecays-deactivated20251

love u the most bitch

starsh0riz0n

Thanks hoe

incorrect-shaymien

most of my online friends are on insta 😓 but i still have @azscc :3 🖤

Courtney: *patting Shayne and Damien on the back* Good job gays.

Shayne: *nervous laughter* Did you mean gu-

Courtney: Did I stutter?

#shaymien #shayne topp #damien haas #incorrect quotes #shitpost #smosh #smosh pit #smosh games #smosh squad #smosh damien #smosh shayne

jedinerds

We’re chaotic neutral co-hosts, Shayne Flop and Damien Lost!

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northernelm

A merry imbolc to all!

Damien: Good morning everyone! It's good to be alive!

Shayne: Why can't you wake up grumpy and grouchy like normal people?

#look guys i'm alive #shaymien #shayne topp #damien haas #smosh #smosh pit #smosh games #smosh squad #smosh damien #smosh shayne

gaelgarcia

Oscar Isaac and Pedro Pascal appreciation post

#appreciation #oscar isaac #pedro pascal

Shayne: What are you doing? You're injured!

Damien: I don't have time to be injured.

Shayne: You have two fractured ribs, a broken ankle and a concussion.

Damien: It's fine-

Shayne: IT'S NOT FINE!

#shaymien #shayne topp #damien haas #incorrect quotes #shitpost #smosh #smosh pit #smosh games #smosh squad #smosh damien #smosh shayne

Wes: Your honour, my client is trapped inside a penny.

Judge Betty: Excuse me?

Wes: He's... in-a-cent

Judge Betty:

Lasercorn, covered in blood: Just say I'm guilty.

#ik it's meant to be #shaymien incorrect quotes #but i saw this #and i thought of smosh and order #incorrect quotes #shitpost #smosh #smosh pit #smosh games #smosh squad #smosh lasercorn #lasercorn #smosh wes #wes johnson #smosh noah #smosh and order

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bishego-archive

if you read this you’re cute no take backs

officialtonystarkprotectionsqua

@the-world-will-end-guy @criminal-cookies @justmebeingtheweirdmeiam @katbtracy @agentpeggybarnes @theladyoffangorn @ilovetomatoes3000 @becausewhyknotme @blaizeannyt @celestial-irondad @kayte-wren @festivefeathers @writing-for-hours-on-end and basically every single one of my followers✌️💓

browneyedhimbo

H-how dare you! UNO REVERSE!!! 💖💖

@imma-new-soul @sebbbystaaan @mushyjellybeans @cosmicbucky @queenoftheunderdark @thorfanficwriter @swagzinebananataco @agentpeggybarnes @becausewhyknotme @justmebeingtheweirdmeiam @katbtracy @kayte-wren @blaizeannyt @theladyoffangorn @ilovetomatoes3000 @wemisshim3000 @letstalkaboutsebbaby and basically all my mutuals and followers! 💖💕💝❤

sebbbystaaanmoved-deactivated20

UNO REVERSE

@stuckonjbbarnes @valkyriesryde @pinnedandneedled @disaffected-danvers @darlingtholland @maarrvveell @mypassionsarenysins @morsmordrethings @babblingbonky @a-mess-of-fandoms @mushyjellybeans @lielullabye @captain-kelli @simsadventures @honeybucks @bitchassbucky @honeyvbarnes @chloerinebarnes @mermaidxatxheart AND ALL OF MY FOLLOWERS AND ANY MUTUALS I MISSED💚💚💚💚💚💚

moved-to-belova-drysdale-rogers

I- NO U UNO RESVERSE BUT ITS THE PINK CARD WITH HEARTS

@chloerinebarnes @browngirlmagic @stuckonjbbarnes @okaydacre @iwritesmutsandfluff @multifxndomtrxsh @brooklyn-boy

AND TO ALL THE PEOPLE WHO PUT UP WITH MY ISH AND I LOVE YALL SO MUCH 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

dilbaro-deactivated20240405

UNO REVERSE ONCE AGAIN!!

@sleepingspacedragon @artisticrogers1972 @thorfanficwriter @thosekidswhohuntmonsters @team-tony-needs-a-hug @kahlanmars @hannie-stark @ashleymalfoy @honeyhan-123 @honeyvbarnes @jamesbarnesappreciationclub @imsonick @disasterwelshgirl @kiraaa1234 @shotsbyshae @sensaxtional @socie @miri-est-fou @dashigriffins @tonystar

AND OF COURSE TO ALL MY OTHER FOLLOWERS AND MUTUALS AND BASICALLY ANYONE WHO COMES ACROSS THIS. ILY!🙏❤❤

thorfanficwriter-deactivated202

Thank you both @iwritesmutsandfluff & @criminal-cookies 😘😘 I know you are, but what am I???

Tagging off the top of my head: @lancsnerd @past-perfect-future-tense @xmarveled @superrezzy00 @fictivefrolic @queenoftheunderdark @xxloki81xx @thorsstorms @marvelgirl7 @lovesdarkness @etherealwaifgoddess @chuuulip @hispeculiartreasure

retro-rezz-the-est

HOW DARE YOU SHOWER LOVE ONTO ME ON THIS DAY?!

@writing-reigns @writinglionqueen @flawlessglamazon @baysexuality @mistress-to-the-moon @missjenniferb @gold–gucciempress @goldraye @culturalrebel @tacoshu @jazzy-tzw @meishaabae and everyone else who follows me bc y'all all cute af

babysimpala

The love ❤

@smol-and-grumpy @dean-winchesters-bacon @waywardbaby @ain-t-bovvered @bobasheebaby @time-travel-bouqet @whimsicalrobots @impaladreamer-main @justcallmeasmodeus @tumbler-tidbits @julesthequirky @i-am-morrigans-apprentice @castiel-saved-me-from-myself @agusvedder @verobatto-angelxhunter @nothingbutmeworld @babypieandwhiskey &everyone else who my migraine is not letting me type. Love you all ❤❤

agusvedder

So much love in here, thanks cutie pie @missjenniferb ♡♡♡♡.

@verobatto-angelxhunter @legendary-destiel @mrsaquaman187 @michyribeiro @winchestersingerautorepair @poetic-fiasco @magnificent-winged-beast @bluefirecas @ltleflrt @greenvies @bre95611 @oceaxe-ifdawn @destielette ♡♡♡♡♡♡

poetic-fiasco-deactivated202407

Aww so sweet💖 @agusvedder

@wanderingcas @destielstuffandthings @corvus-chick @pitterpatter-letsgitatter @madimoo31 @4evamc

destielstuffandthings

Oh my goodness 😊😊😊

@daisyannewinchester @turnthepaige90 @skeletonsinzeeclost @soleeryx

skeletonsinzeeclost

Awwwww this made my day! ♥️♥️♥️♥️

@art-art-art-2004 @masterofevilmonkeyness @jupiterjames @ltleflrt @jossujb @dovahcourts @navajolovesdestiel @alex-alison @0ciestiel0 @hunter1744 @misccee @dean-cas-in-the-impala @misha-moose-dean-burger-lover @batty-sketches @dean–chester @lostmymuseagain @hellfire37 @chrissys2boys-casdean @very-stressed-waffle and all the rest of my followers and mutuals!

You guys are amazing!!

hellfire37

AAAAAAAAAAAA UNO REVERSE!!!!

this totally made my day, thanks so much!!!

@silvergrayskies @galaxy-charm @misha-moose-dean-burger-lover @igosploosh @random-artsy-space-dude @skittles-rainbow-cat @ all my followers- you’re amazing! I love you guys!

have a wonderful day, guys!

igosploosh

No U!!

And ALSO all these folks

@misha-moose-dean-burger-lover @sunset-mess @therealmoshar @navajolovesdestiel @eleanor-blackthorn3 @lily-likes-art @dante1138 and @ every one of my followers!! I owe you the world and I hope you have a great week!

eggsnu

HQISHKQJDKRLGBRFB W-What???? Oh my god???? ThANkyousomuchdbshajehxjr No YOU!!!!!! 💕💕💕💕💕💕

@mavi-main @locked-prism @thatgaydemigodnerd @ari-the-anxious-ace @prismartist @dragonindigo245 @penguinkool @pawton-meowity @pinkroses030 @crazyfangirls-stuff and @literallyanyoneelsewhoseesthisbecauseuarespecialandiloveu 💓💓💓💓💓

ayyyden-main

SKFHDMFHFHDJ NO U!! 💕💖💓❤️💞💕

@penguinkool @pawton-meowity @pinkroses030 @knight-shives @sarahdoesfanart @extratheathergay @locked-prism @dragonindigo245 @bambi-chai @ all my friends and mutuals ily all