fuck yeah the pretender

Bi awakening: Jared and Miss Parker from The Pretender.

miss parker is so loud about jarod's inexperience turning her on, what a character choice

i understand why the ‘grizzled loner who slowly melts & improves their outlook on life when forced to take care of a kid’ trope is a male exclusive role, bc the optics of a grizzled loner woman healing by becoming a mother are maybe not so good, but every time i think abt a hypothetical female version of that trope i black out instantly. could we maybe just do it one time and all agree to be cool about it

i really like how when asked directly about things Jarod like doesn’t lie like he’ll definitely omit several things and he does lie for the con and everything but he’ll tell inconspicuous truths when he gets asked about things

HE SENT HER THE RECORDING OF HER MOTHER’S MURDER AND THE PAINTING HE’D BEEN WORKING ON WAS OF CHILD HER CRYING ON THAT DAY OH MY GOD

Hello evil hot woman with mommy and daddy issues

God. Miss Parker and Shiv Roy in THEE most toxic yuri lesbian-until-graduation college situationship fueled entirely by daddy issues and cunt...

Watching the show “the pretender” with my parents and it strikes me that this man is just the 90s network tvs response to Barbie. He has every job… can do heart surgery… be an astronaut… detective… doll man.

I think that Miss Parker from The Pretender would be so popular on here. She's mean. She's iconic. She's evil. She wants love and happiness. She hunts people for sport (or for her dad technically). She has a pet bunny. She's beautiful. She's tired of being a pawn in a game. She's a villain. She grew up with the person she's hunting. She has an ulcer. She deserves love and happiness. She wears silk shirts.