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Tonight on your ABC. Life on Mars, Tony Abbots War on Everything, The new look Message Stick (News in the form of a Stick), Tuesday Night Book Club with Ed Kavalee, Mr Bean goes to Baghdad, Just a photograph of Sigrid Thornton and the Explaining Detective, on your ABC

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Rex Hunt reads the Da Vinci Code (by timdohrmann)

Peter Garret being interviewed by Laurie Oakes

Coming of age is difficult for any young boy, but it is a little harder for Jono Smith. His secret fetish for kitchen appliances has caused him to lose his manhood in a flight of passion. Fortunately the recent death of a porn star makes a transplant possible and with the help of his crazy friends Jono just might get laid again.

Going through my travel photos, I realised I never posted this very important shop sign I photographed in Harajuku. I hope you’ll all forgive me for this grave oversight #engrish

RICHARD LIVES