Go Make Some New Disaster

Monster fucker this, monster fucker that. What if I want a monster RELATIONSHIP huh?! Monster HAND HOLDING, monster INTIMATE CONVERSATIONS, monster COMFORTABLE SILENCE??

trans people i’m happy you’re alive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i’m so glad you’re here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! keep doing your best!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i love you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ruby Bridges is 68. This is not ancient history. Not even close.

I know Ruby. She's a really nice person. The idea that they would try and write what she did as a girl out of history is shocking to me on so many levels, the simplest of which is just, but don't they know how lovely she is?

i want to be a conventionally attractive wealthy skinny ciswoman so i can go on the bachelor and make it all the way thru the competition, and when the guy proposes to me i just like leap towards him and close my teeth around his neck and bite as hard as i can. just absolute animal brutality like shaking his neck like a ragdoll, growling ripping tearing etc, and then before anyone can stop me immediately run into traffic and die so no one ever gets the chance to understand why that happened

i wish derek hale’s pilot episode age had carried over into the series proper. he’s supposed to be nineteen. can you imagine. nineteen. all of that’s happening to him and he can’t even legally drink yet. stiles finds his fake ID and is like “why do you have one of these” and derek’s like “as if you don’t also have one” and stiles is like “yeah but i NEED mine. what’s your excuse.” and Derek’s like. I’m Nineteen Years Old. and stiles is like. You. Are Nineteen Years Old. You. (stiles is having his world rocked right now and trying to keep himself from saying But You Look 28 and So Can You Buy Me Beer Or Not). and then he properly looks at derek’s fake and is like “oh my god mine’s better than yours.” and Derek’s like Is Not. and stiles points at it and says “it says you weigh 340 pounds.” derek snatches it back and is like You Don’t Know My Situation I Could Be. where was i GOING with this.

stiles is like But Seriously Can You Buy Me Beer Though and derek’s like “why can’t you use your own fake ID for that” and stiles is like (all one word) “my dad caught me smoking once and now every place that could sell me booze or cigarettes in a thirty mile radius has my picture under a DO NOT SELL TO sign”. and Derek’s like “oh right that’s where i know you from” but stiles doesn’t hear him being funny because he’s looking at derek’s ID again and going “it says you’re legally blind. dude who made this.” I love it here. on my little teen wolf playground.

stiles makes a better fake ID for derek but he makes sure it says his middle name is Meredith and that he’s a natural blonde. gives it to derek like “here you can buy me alcohol now” and derek’s like “why would i do that” and stiles is like “because i have just been SO nice to you? i MADE you that” and derek is like. “you did Not make this to be nice”. and he’s right. anyway he’s NINETEEN isn’t that just skin blisteringly FUN. like. nineteen. ORPHAN. we’re having a good time!!!!

What the fuck.

op is a xenomorph descendant from that one time ripley fucked the queen

OP has the kind of thing that, in 7 million years or so, makes their distant descendants highly successful due to being toxic and unpalatable to predators