hey

Jinkies

Jeepers!

Zoinks!

Ruh roh!

FUCK

My favorite part of this post is that it implies Fred is the one saying “FUCK” because we know who typically says the other 4 things

which makes sense as he’s the one who actually legally owns it

some one call my lawyer i am being unfairly grabbed

Have you considered not being so grabable?

have you considered respectful to me

You there boy! What day is it?

Here at fuck you I’m going to kill you company, we care

Deceptive bumble bees (Bombus mendax)

It doesn’t matter if you’re gay, weird or stupid. You matter.

what happens if im all 3?

All three??

Really?

Dude my coworker left a scrumptious cookie unattended

9/30/2025

hate it when the people who I love are suffering due to circumstances beyond my control 👎 there should be a sea monster that I can slay to fix the problem

nobody ever gets locked in a tower or chained to a rock at sea anymore - it's always some shit like chronic illness or ptsd related depression

Cats are so soft that when you pet them you can’t help but feel that you are getting the better end of the deal

petting is pretty awesome

Your interests aren’t cringe. Whatever brings you joy is valid and amazing.