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don’t understand where people get the energy to be an active participant in their own lives. the days just happen to me for real

there is no single argument against including trans women in sports that doesn't boil down to "women aren't supposed to be good at this" and it's fucking insane to me that every woman in the world isn't up in arms about the way this issue has laid institutional misogyny bare to the bone

Enemies-to-lovers pairing who spend a few years trying to make it work as a couple, then mutually agree to go back to trying to kill each other for real because it's hotter that way.

my lil bro is reading gtn for the first time and he told me that because dulcinea is described as having translucent skin in her introduction, hes picturing her as "one of those fish with transparent skin so you can see their organs". i said hm okay interesting but she is a human woman and he said no no look and then pulled up google images fish with transparent skin and said "shes this"

i’m always thinking about that news story where a three year old boy who wandered away from his house and ended up in the middle of the woods was found by this local great pyrenees farm dog who herded the kid back to his unrelated owners house. and the guy was like. whose kid is this

that dog must have been like. hmm. this isn’t a goat. some human must have left their puppy behind by accident. i have to bring this to management. surely my owner will be able to sort out whatever has occurred. that kid was like i’m all alone and scared and omg a big fluffy puppy is here to help. and that fucking farmer looking at his dog like. who’s toddler did you steal???

If you can’t appreciate a dog named Buford, you have something wrong with you.

got an email from a local aquatics store with a coupon for one free worm

at my wedding yes i will have a maid of honour but why stop there. ill give all my maids titles. we will have a maid of hope. a maid of horror. a maid of horticulture. a maid of harm. a maid of healing. and of course. a maid of hogs

(getting a taste of my own medicine) actually this is okay. Is this what you guys have bene whining about? Jesus christ