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Every time I see the jokes of “I’m dead Sirius” or “I’m Sirius” I laugh so badly that make me reconsider my whole humor

All these tourists having a great time at the World Cup isn't surprising b/c the first rule of America is that this place rules if you have money to blow and it's a nightmare if you don't. The prohibitively high cost of attending the World Cup filtered out all the ppl who don't have money so all the people who actually made it to the U.S. are basically guaranteed to have fun

wait… I might just have a new outfit inspo

(no beers in) So how do you perceive me in the privacy of your thoughts

I want to get into a fight but less in a “I hate you” way and more in a “I want to feel your skin against mine as we push and pull each other till we end up on the floor out of breath” kinda way

ABOUT TO RESTOCK ON MY PEPPERMINT TEAAAA

Ginger Snaps really got it right with werewolves as puberty horror, especially with menstruation. Yeah, every month I do start feeling like some horrible violent beast whose only desire is destruction

"CONFORMITY GATE IS REAL CONFORMITY GATE IS REAL" I scream as I get dragged away and locked into a mental asylum

*sigh* why does this keep happening to me😭