I'm on that good Kush and Alcohol

these men are ACTUAL ROYALTY, THEY CAN AFFORD A BIT OF FURNITURE

They’re the only 2 avengers with siblings ofc they aint sayin shit

A depressed guy moves into a haunted house with 7 demons, each corresponding to a deadly sin. But, they’re all trying to help him get back on his feet; Pride helps with self confidence, Lust helps him get laid, etc.

I would watch the crap outta this like wow

Just imagine the Catholic Church making a statement regarding this new tv show.

This is the most hardcore sequel to Inside Out.

why are there so many posts about asexuals being immune to sirens. people. sirens don’t lure you in with sex (necessarily). they sing about whatever it is that you want most. they could sing about mothman or cinnamon toast crunch and guess what then your asexual pirate is fucking dead

this is the only kind of ace discourse i ever want to see on my dash. the only kind. ever again. good job

Do you think the sirens would be grateful that they finally get some variety? 

“Oh my god we can finally just sing about pasta thank the fucking gods.” 

I’m not asexual but I’m fairly certain sirens would do a far better job luring me into the depths with a song about pasta rather than sex…

Them: “We have unlimited wifi at incredible speeds~” Me: *diving headfirst into the water*

I love this post

Them: hey man if you jump into the water you’ll fucking drown Me: i’m all in baby

i dont understand why dva lucio tracer or any of the other younger ow charas would be the ones who know memes from like 2016/2017 its 60 years in the future if anything ana reinhardt torb solider and reaper would be the meme loving fucks?? saying old people sayings like “git gud” and the rest of them are like “that shit is so old?? get w/ the times”

how is the “annoying orange” doing??? is he okay?? has he calmed down

hes the president now

:’( Gabe the dog’s art… rest in peace little white marshmellow

IM SCREAMING

the pillow

Wasteful.

DMX singing Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer is the only way to kick off the holiday season.

Iconic

"Will you ride my sleigh tonight"

reblog if ur a striminal

Can’t take tumblr nowhere. Always dicks and vaginas poppin up soon as I open this shit in public. First thing be some nigga plankin in the pussy. Like chill y'all it’s 3pm.

😂😂😂

I was at work earlier thinking the same thing😂😂😂😂

Literally scrolled and the next post was bare ass

I wonder what it feels like to have a gf

it’s nice