l’ere de l’eau

I think I love nature because it’s just full of creatures…

Also, I just found out today that my guncle count has increased to two (which is fifty percent hilariously enough)… and not to sound stereotypical but uhhh why did we get the mean/self-centered ones…

I will literally leave the house having not shaved in three days and still get ma’amed… scientists can’t explain it!

So… we’re going to start running together…

More importantly… a certain someone and I went on another date after work last night and that makes six now… he massaged my back a little and we talked for two hours on a stone bench next to a mall parking lot…

Saw an ad for one of those ragebait plant “fixing” apps that goes “too much pussy, too much cock, not enough Jesus, the remedy is: make her drink gastric acid,” but for the life of me I don’t understand how that would inspire me to DOWNLOAD said app…