I hope all the broken kids here recover one day

this encounter seems very intimate and magical, like a moment in a dream

This is the best thing I’ve ever seen. The end of it omfg

can you imagine someone handing you a burger and you being like “i can’t eat this i’m too fucking horny"

May all of you find jobs and careers to support yourselves, your families, your pets, and may you never spend a single night dreading going to work the next day. May your jobs be fulfilling, safe, rewarding, prosperous, and healthy for you and your goals.

I just love the dog in the background. Like yeaaah human woooooo

um the dog trying to do a handstand though? like everything about this gif is perfect.

I was in a mall with my friend and then suddenly his watch started beeping and I asked him why he had an alarm set for 3:00 and he told me that it was because it was Wendy’s time. Immediately after, we found a Wendy’s and when we walked in, all the employees were chanting “Wendy’s time” and it sure was something.

sometimes i worry about the people on this website and their weird experiences and then i notice their username

sometimes i worry about my willingness to shrug off stories like that like “eh it’s wendy’s, weird shit happens there”

we all ugly to somebody don’t trip

even if my titties aren’t physically out, they’re spiritually out, and that’s what matters

It’s totally okay to say “you know what, this isn’t making me happy” and to walk away from whatever or whoever is keeping you from the happiness you deserve

me halfway through unpacking the dishwasher when i get to the cutlery

Bruh this shit was amazing

GO BABY GO OMG

Poetry in motion

My jaw dropped

the wags on the way down

WHAT A GOOD DOG

Utilizing a pitbull’s skill competitively without hurting the animal or other dogs???? I fux with it. 👍❤️

shoutout to her for being so positive while going through chemo

FUCK ME UP MARY BETH

GET IT BITCH!!!! YESSS!!!! FUCK IT UP I LOVE IT!!!!!

The hood fucks with her heavily.

Ok but why she so smooth with it? I love this

Damn!!!!! White people don’t have rhythm and can’t dance because she took it all at birth!!! - Jess

She’s adorable lol she got a nice shape too👏👏

I need an update on her asap!

She’s so cute omg

I love posts like this that require like six levels of meta understanding to comprehend them.

just wanna kiss and listen to you talk about urself

I especially like the makeup remover ads where she takes off her lipstick, to reveal lighter lipstick underneath.

or the commercials for razors with women shaving their already baby smooth, waxed legs

This is such a surreal, dystopian thing about our culture. We literally treat the natural female body like its obscene. No wonder girls grow up with so much self loathing when they feel as if their own skin is incorrect.

having a job is so weird like I can literally just…. buy shit

We out here buying shit

yes bitch we are purchasing shit and fuck

me @ me: don’t start buddy don’t you dare