10,000 wasps

kys

don't finger the hand that bites you 😉

Chuuya: I just killed your dog. Get up and lock yourself in the closet Atsushi: W-what? I don’t have a dog Atsushi: Wait what Atsushi: OMG DAZAI

Yosano: Alright sweetie time for bed Aya: Mr. Satan said that I can sleep whenever I want and you can go jump off of a cliff >:( Yosano: Yosano: What the fuck Mr. Satan

Jouno: I actually just delivered a baby Tecchou: Oh! You’re a doctor? Jouno: Oh no I’m a mailman. If it fits it ships

Sonic stared deep into my eyes, eclipsing me into a psychedelic state. "What am I to you?" I asked. "My love, my life, my bloodline, of course. I can't think of anything else more suitable." I can feel his smirk gracing my lips. "What am I?" Suddenly, all time stops. What exists now is only my heavy breathing and his fingertips laced with mine. "W-what?" I feel a slap across my face. "I am speed, bitch." He zooms off into the distance.

Sigma: Hello is this the front office Administrator: Yes, is there a problem? Sigma: I have a really loud rat in my room and it keeps irritating me I think I’m going to die if I have to suffer this any longer Administrator: ... A loud rat, sir? Gogol: AaaaagGAGAGAGAGHHH into the unknoOOOWWWWWWNNNNN ʷᵉᵉᵉ ʷᵉᵉᵉᵉ ʷᵉᵉᵉᵉ ʷᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉ Administrator: ... Was that the rat Sigma: Yes please send help

Langa: Here have my jacket you’ll catch a cold Reki: No Reki: I like your hoodie better ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Langa: *starts taking off his hoodie* Reki: NO WAIT PUT IT BACK ON I WAS JUST JOKING

Katai: *stressed out* Natsumi: *exists* Katai: *reaches out for natsumi’s hat thing and clangs it* Natsumi: What Katai: *calms down*