i bite at the hand that feeds me

ancient peoples loooved a flood narrative it was kinda like their beatles

americans are a saudi oil baron's idea of classy. brits are an american's idea of classy. the french are a brit's idea of classy. unfortunately the chain ends here since the french's idea of classy is also the french

well let’s see if I care

bro we have to put on dresses and make out its the only way to stop woke

puppy cut flan 🍮🔪

incredible puppy cut the flan technique

badass flan slice performed by small type dogy

interview with the masquerade

vampire: the vampire

sometimes older people get annoyed when i say "no problem" instead of "you're welcome" but the truth is it's literally not a problem

and sometimes you're not welcome

i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street