i bite at the hand that feeds me

bro we have to put on dresses and make out its the only way to stop woke

puppy cut flan 🍮🔪

incredible puppy cut the flan technique

badass flan slice performed by small type dogy

interview with the masquerade

vampire: the vampire

sometimes older people get annoyed when i say "no problem" instead of "you're welcome" but the truth is it's literally not a problem

and sometimes you're not welcome

i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street

You got cum on your face you big disgrace

not what he said!!

We will we will fuck you

Did a research project on this in undergrad and the results are extremely alarming because it’s not just in imagery, it’s in language used even in the law making process and within our own communities in a completely different way than expected.

This ☝🏿

Plot Like A Eunuch Fuck Like A Emperor

fucking hate texting dracula i'll send him a funny meme and he'll call me to be like "i need to take a SCREAMshot on my HELL phone" like oh my god we get it youre scary

Youth fascination with technology

universal mom noises of get the fuck down from there