Want to meet this niggas mom because she did something right

10/10

Lawful Good

He wasn’t having it. Not today 😭😂 they was gone learn some respect

There are two kinds of people. Those who think, “I don’t want anyone to suffer like I did.” And those who think, “I suffered; why shouldn’t they?”

This is an important distinction.

why the fuck was katya bottom three why do they even have a bottom three why does Ru hate Katya

or the suffering of animals to slavery of black people or the genocide of native americans

Or the Holocaust

I’ve gone through almost 24 years of life and I’ve never seen a crab eat until just now.

Such tiny mouthfuls in such big hands

this is the most polite eating ive seen.

at what point in history do you think americans stopped having british accents

Actually, Americans still have the original British accent. We kept it over time and Britain didn’t. What we currently coin as a British accent developed in England during the 19th century among the upper class as a symbol of status. Historians often claim that Shakespeare sounds better in an American accent.

whAT THE FUCK

I’m too tired for this

I’ve been trying to find this post for months. I’m freakishly obsessed with this and want the truth of what early colonists sounded like.

Don’t forget about 515-808-2362, the number that rings and then plays the John Cena thing.

309-889-0497 plays the evangelation theme

Evangelation

There’s also 855-523-9386 which will respond to the caller with a robot beat boxing Korn’s “Freak on a Leash”.

Who knew so many weird almost useless phone numbers existed?

This is wonderful

like… beyoncé just exposes mediocrity around her by breathing… she doesn’t even try. this is why i cant take people who slander her seriously. like are you dumb? you’re lame and you have no standards