How decolonized I want my kids to be

not to be problematic but i literally do not give a shit about age gaps when dating vampires. they thirst for your blood. "but it's predatory!!!!" yeah. it is. "they're preying on you!!!" they're vampires. they do that. "it's a power imbalance!!!!!!" what part of vampires are you not getting

they eat people and can turn into bats and crawl around on walls, lizard fashion, and can hypnotize you with your eyes. a) the age gap is not the creepy part and b) the creep factor is kinda the appeal

they don’t age. that’s part of the horror of it actually. would you accept eternal life, if you can never progress? can never grow or change? you’ll live forever, eternal youth, but frozen exactly as you are now. you will never become the person you’re meant to be. you are trapped in the mind of a 17-year-old forever. also ‘theoretically old if you disregard the fact that he’s a vampire’ doesn’t even make the top 20 worst things about edward cullen list. girl he’s mormon. prioritize

i can’t listen to misery business because i hate businesses

misery commune

i’m in the co op of misery let’s take it from the top

she got a body fuelled sustainably by all organic crops

It’s like Natasha Bedingfield said… release your inner bitches or whatever.

asserting dominance

Its not even 10 pm and I’m curled up on the couch with McDonald’s, that’s the kind o night I’ve had

if ur wondering what the fuck is wrong with me imagine how i feel