The lion does not concern itself with the bank account balance when a little treat is calling

The lion will never financially recover from this

Hehehehehe

Can I fucking help you?

Sent a 12 year old on a fake Hero’s Journey last week and holy shit he actually did it

It's wild how "women are reading frivolous and immoral novels that are rotting their brains" is such an evergreen moral panic. You'd think we'd have figured this one out by now.

(Seeing a cis straight couple for the first time) I think I’m gonna be sick… What the fuck do you even call this…? Dark Yuri? Unfaggot? Do they have a fucking word for this? (Flashing back to my troubled childhood) Oh my god… This is that Marge and Homer shit isn’t it

"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there

"You're losing blood" no I know exactly where it is. The floor. Don't ever underestimate me.

I love using "by the way" as a segue into topics that are completely unrelated to the matters at hand. it isn't remotely by the way, quite a ways out of the way in fact. a little adventure

warm bread with butter. reblog if you Agree

i always forget how much of a hell getting up in the morning during the cold months is until im trying to get dressed taking frost damage like ough augh ugha oagh uagh