A Personal Blog

Y/N: Does it hurt?

Nathaniel: (Reassuringly) Not at all!

Y/N: So no need for me to kiss it better?

Nathaniel: It hurts so much. I was confused, you see.

Fury: I don’t know how to flirt but we can argue.

Abaddon: Hi. Angel on shoulder here. It’s totally okay to kill that guy.

Y/N: I love you.

Death: I think I may have developed some kind of attachment to you too.

Fury: Are you trying new rage bait tactics on me?

Envy: Nooo, i’m flirting!

Strife helping War to flirt: Psst! Tell them you have beautiful eyes.

War Okay. *Turns to Y/N* I have beautiful eyes.

Strife: NOT YOURS-

Y/N: How come you’ve been abnormally nice to me lately?

Fury: What do you mean?

Y/N: You just seem nicer than usual

Fury: I can punch you in the face if you’d like.

Abaddon: Apart from my actions what the hell did I do to deserve this.

War before killing the destroyer: It’s okay to murder people but not to disrespect your wife! (Uriel)

Death: Source?

Archon Lucien: Divine intuition.

Lilith: I’ll be anything you want me to be~

Samael: Ok. Can you be quiet

Y/N: So what’s your favourite hobby?

Samael: Stalking.

Y/N: Oh. I like singing and dancing

Samael: I know.

Death: Have you seen the hellhound’s bowl?

Strife: I didn’t think they could!

Death: I am so fucking tired.

Azrael: Knock knock?

Y/N: Who’s-

Azrael: Who’s there? Your friend Azrael! Your friend Azrael who? Your friend Azrael who loves and adores you very much!!!

War: I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to anyone who can beat me in physical combat.

Vulgrim: (Completely missing the area to feel someone’s pulse) Yep, they’re dead. So, I can eat their soul now, yes?

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

I mean... if my conscious is telling me to finally post some Roddy I should post him shouldn't I? After all dude has 374 panels in his folder... I've got options to pick from.

when your magnus is awkward as hell and finds it difficult to act lovey dovey (he's new to this don't judge him)