date idea: i lay down on ur lap and you pet my head and tell me im not too much

Today I encountered an especially pathetic Italian greyhound. His owner told me that a gust of wind once blew him into a lake.

his suckers

it’s crazy how a double bacon cheeseburger is probably the single healthiest thing a human can eat

This princess forgot about super glue

sorry i am a dumb bitch

@xenasaur

I hope November is good to you.

take #2 on my dead space marathon stream! i'll be finishing 1+2 today, and likely 3 tomorrow!

sorry that i ended two consecutive messages with "lmao." i don't know why i did that. it looks really dumb doesn't it. i'll edit one to get rid of it. you can end my stupid pathetic life if you want