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WELCOME TO THE SOUP KITCHEN. Home brewed debauchery straight from the forges of cringe. This is a sex world blog full of sex world things, so if you're a minor you probably shouldn't follow.
I would rather interact with people who create than criticise what should and shouldn't exist, thank you. All writing, art, and coding is done by my inhuman manic hands. No AI was used in the production of this madness.
β€οΈππABOUTππβ€οΈ
Pear/Fish/Soup, 30+, Objectum/Selfshipper,
Genderfluid, Demisexual/Demiromantic (Demian)/Polyamorus
Disabled as hell, sometimes an artist, mostly a writer these days.
Working on a book, & it'll come out after the brain worms from the fic I'm actually writing on subside; Sandstorms & Stardust, a Stardust Crusaders rewrite.
It might be a good idea to peek at the Sasha's Surreal Ordeals masterlist to understand my ramblings even a little bit.
Don't be afraid to ask me to tag stuff, I want you guys to feel safe and welcome here! Tag directory here!
β€οΈππ THE HUSBANDSππβ€οΈ
My f/o husbands are Kujo Jotaro from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, P03 from Inscryption and Itou Kaiji from Kaiji Ultimate Survivor. Noriaki Kakyoin, Kishibe Rohan, and Miles Edgeworth are also selfship, but they're a lot more complicated lmao. I talk about them a lot, they want to fuck me so bad it makes them look stupid, and I share because I care!! (I respect nonsharers btw)
I'm also in a committed relationship irl! Yes, my partner knows of this blog. Yes, they think I'm an edgelord, and they don't care! They wouldn't have married me otherwise! (They/them is used to anonymize my partner and is not their actual pronouns.)
β€οΈππ MISCELLANEOUSππβ€οΈ
This post subject to change often. Last edited: JULY 23 2026
Don't look through my blog unless you're ready to get comfortable with a lot of kinky shit. This is your final warning, topics & fandoms under the cut.
β€οΈππ THE BASICSππβ€οΈ
This blog is kink, paraphilia, bdsm, and dark content friendly. Viewer discretion is advised, motherfucker. Don't say you weren't warned! Look I don't care about fan politics, I just want to have fun and be myself after not allowing myself to for decades. But if you really must know I'm pro-paraphilias but anti-contact for harmful ones, pro kink/freak, & anti-harrassment/censorship.
β€οΈππ I WILL NOT INTERACT WITH YOUππβ€οΈ
Minors, ageless blogs (if you say you're an adult or 20+ in your bio this is fine), radqueers/xenosatanists/pro-contact paraphilias, and antis/puritans/pro censorship folks will get blocked instantly.
Also bigots (including TERFS/SWERFS, aphobes, transandrophobes, exorsexists, and ableists) will be blocked so fast. I'm not even kidding.
I know this sounds like a lot of chronically online nonsense, but if I had to look this shit up you do too.
I personally don't find liking and reblogging posts as part of a DNI unless the post specifically says to not interact, but if you do, more power to you. I can't check every blog for their ages and DNI's all the time.
My stances on certain topics:
Proship means ship and let ship, anti-censorship/anti-harrassment, fiction does not efffect reality on a 1:1 basis, and my kink is not your kink and that's okay. It does NOT mean problematic ship, it does NOT condone nonces or predators.
Com/darkship simply explores dark and taboo topics in fictional settings, which do not condone these acts in the grand scheme of things.
Paraphilias are sexual attractions towards things that are considered atypical, because the human brain, along with sex and sexuality are complicated. It is only a paraphilic disorder if it impairs your quality of life, or you feel as if you have to enact on said attractions. Thoughs do not equal actions, and a person is only a predator if real people are harmed or if real people are depicted without consent, regardless on if they are adults now.
Babies, infants, and children cannot consent, ever. Teenagers will and do have sex whether you like it or not, and the age of consent only applies if you are close in age (max 3 years) to the minor. Personally speaking, I feel like the age of consent should be higher.
If you disagree, I don't give a fuck. I implore any adult to read up on the wisdom of repugnance and examine your responses to dark topics. Silence breeds power to opressors, especially as they've been mask off in recent years. So tell your story, even if it hurts, even if it's flawed.
β€οΈππ TOPICS ππβ€οΈ
Kink list here (including hard nos - but this does not mean I'll kinkshame you for having them! Also, I don't agree with the fact that f-list uses intersexist language, but it is the most comprehensive website to archive this information, unfortunately.)
Discourse topics: Fandom wank, LGBTQIA+ rights (including enbys and asexuals), disabled rights, anti-censorship, & sex education (including BDSM education, sexual abuse, and sex work)
Other: Memes, music, writing, drawing, AO3, fandom history, old internet, LGBTQIA+ history, art history, f/o posting, other languages/foreign literature, historical events, medical stuff, & good vibes
β€οΈππ FANDOMS & BLORBOSππβ€οΈ
Aka little guys that might pop up every once in a while.
Key: RED - Active // BLUE - Passive // GREEN - Fluctuates // YELLOW - Secret fourth thing // PURPLE - Selfship
My 1000 OC's: Me
Sebastian, M. Rasmodius, Gunther & Krobus: Stardew Valley
The Son: Hotline Miami 2
P03 (Partner): Inscryption
Miles Edgeworth (complicated): Ace Attorney
Jotaro Kujo/Star Platinum (Husband), Noriyaki Kakyoin/Hierophant Green (Boyfriend), Rohan Kishibe/Heaven's Door (also Boyfriend): Jojo's Bizarre Adventure
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Talking with a fellow fanfic authour about something because @usagisquared came up with an interesting tag in their fic (which I highly reccommend btw) about putting characters apperances based on which chapter they arrive in, and it gave me the idea to make an index/character chart like some sorta forum post like:
I'm absolutely sure this is entirely possible! But I'll fuss about it during my hiatus next week. The main reason I even want to do this is because I know I'm bad at describing people/things and would just prefer to have images to show that instead so that no one's confused, alas that means more work for me ahead. Going to make the main cast when I can, computer and code willing. (I also feel the need to redo some of the earlier illustrations but I should do this first because the file size is so much smaller in comparison)
Tried it again and it still doesn't solve the issue of having an image on the right side. The middle one is the reddit solution. The top and bottom ones are my attempts. The right side! I need the image on the right side!!!
Why is this shit so difficult to look up oh my god this shouldn't be this hard I just want a box to the RIGHT side of another box.
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protagonists can and will be sexist, racist, insensitive, cruel, stupid, etc, especially towards the beginning of a story. these are called character flaws and they are a surprise tool that will lead to narrative fulfillment later
And sometimes "narrative fulfillment" doesn't mean "the character overcomes their flaws" or even "the antihero is punished for their flaws"! sometimes it means the narrative says "wow was that fucked up or what? anyway i'm rod sterling"
Talking with a fellow fanfic authour about something because @usagisquared came up with an interesting tag in their fic (which I highly reccommend btw) about putting characters apperances based on which chapter they arrive in, and it gave me the idea to make an index/character chart like some sorta forum post like:
I'm absolutely sure this is entirely possible! But I'll fuss about it during my hiatus next week. The main reason I even want to do this is because I know I'm bad at describing people/things and would just prefer to have images to show that instead so that no one's confused, alas that means more work for me ahead. Going to make the main cast when I can, computer and code willing. (I also feel the need to redo some of the earlier illustrations but I should do this first because the file size is so much smaller in comparison)
Tried it again and it still doesn't solve the issue of having an image on the right side. The middle one is the reddit solution. The top and bottom ones are my attempts. The right side! I need the image on the right side!!!
Why is this shit so difficult to look up oh my god this shouldn't be this hard I just want a box to the RIGHT side of another box.
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
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Random redraw cause I saw people liked him on Pinterest LOL π π«§
his name is Iyubo but Iβve only ever drawn him thrice and he kinda got revamped into a different character from my more recent story (the third pic is his new design, heβs a rivergod now !!!)
Bro, blocking someone and then using their tag like this is, all offence, weak as fuck. Like all you had to say was, na bro I don't promote pedo protags on this here blog, because I wholly agree with the premise of your argument given contexts (i.e., writing abusive relationships to show the evils, great; writing abusive relationships to show the romance, yikes).
This response is so, so comically shitty within the context of that tag, oh my god.
Something being nasty is not a good reason to ban fiction about it.
If we accept that "something being nasty is a good reason to bad fiction about it" then we give a foot in the door for all the people who truly, genuinely believe that queer people are nasty to ban all queer literature.
This is not about defending bad people this is about defending the freedom of good people from tyranny, you moron.
I think if you take it to its logical extreme. Say, banning people from writing stories of sexual abuse. That could then be said "well ANY talk about sexual abuse is bad."
And from that, you could ban books that talk about it irl. Or books like how to recover after being abuse. If its not something to be discussed AT ALL.
The fact that Iβve seen this post in some form on my dash like 100x and each time thereβs new idiots who do not get that you canβt have *some* censorship.
Either youβre for it or you arenβt.
The moment you agree that something should never, ever exist in fiction is the moment that anything can be banned.
Remember a while back how Tumblr banned a bunch of tags, including many popular innocuous ones that even people who are for censorship used and were upset about?
When censorship happens, stuff YOU like can and will be banned. Thatβs how it works.
Remember how a bunch of people had their accounts terminated here only last year for writing about their own sexual abuse?
When you ban βpedoβ topics, say, any talk of child sexual abuse in any form, that means people can no longer write about their own experiences. It means people cannot educate others so they can learn how to protect themselves or get help from these situations.
Censorship is authoritarian. Full stop.
Even if βeveryoneβ agrees something is βgrossβ and βshouldnβt exist,β that does not fucking matter.
Do you know who generally believes queer people are gross and shouldnβt exist??
The same people who are banning books left and right solely because they have queer characters or relationships.
The same people who attack and kill queer folk for simply exisiting.
This is not just some fandom matter or a case of being chronically online.
Protecting freedom of expression is essential, and if you do not get that, I donβt know what to say to you.
And the people who keep bringing up child sex abuse as a reason for censorship are doing it very specifically because everyone feels like then they HAVE to agree with the person in favor of censorship.
Itβs not that there isnβt widespread societal agreement on this. Itβs that they want you backed into a rhetorical corner where you feel compelled to agree with them.
Also, like, we KNOW how this shit shakes out in fandom because it's happened before.
In 2007, Livejournal capitulated to the "pedophilia and sex crimes!" cries of (hate group) Warriors 4 Innocence, and you know what communities got shut down? Slashfic communities. Sexual assault survivor support communities. Authors who'd written non-smut m/m fic even got caught up in it. It was DEVASTATING to fandom spaces. I think pretty much everyone knew at least one person whose account was literally DELETED, or were a member of a community that was wiped off the map because they were considerate enough to include topics like "sexual assault" or "BDSM" in the profiles under the badly-named category of "interests" to indicate that posts on said blogs or communities may include discussion of things like that. Even if it was for a SUPPORT group. And it was because a group of religious bigots came to LJ and said essentially "EVERYONE thinks it's gross and that it's promoting CSA, we should ban it."
Like, strikethrough and boldthrough were a large part of what propelled AO3 out of a more unfocused conversation on one person's blog about hosting a site INTENDED for fandom content, into being an actual archive and nonprofit. And it's a large part of why you won't find AO3 banning topics that you find "gross".
Censorship is authoritarian and it will ALWAYS have more collateral damage than you can imagine.
Going to add that fiction which had sexual abuse and communities which played around with it as a writing topic are the very things that protected me from irl sexual abuse when I was a teenager.
I was in a dicey situation, and realized that while my situation did not match up to any of the superficial or textbook cases mentioned in passing (if at all) through school, it matched up a LOT to what I'd learned about irl sexual abuse through works of fiction and the rhetoric of my communities. I got out of that situation and dodged what was, in retrospect, one hell of a nasty bullet.
If it hadn't been for that "nasty" fiction and those "nasty" communities, I would very likely have been abused, and subject to further violence spiraling out from that abuse.
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Not to be that guy but porn is an addiction that can ruin lives. I agree with the other ones, as they don't usually harm people, but porn encourages rape culture, incest culture, misogyny culture, and the fetishizing of gay men, lesbian women, transgender people, people of color, disabled people, and most minorities in general.