WELCOME TO THE SOUP KITCHEN. Home brewed debauchery straight from the forges of cringe. This is a sex world blog full of sex world things, so if you're a minor you probably shouldn't follow.
I would rather interact with people who create than criticise what should and shouldn't exist, thank you.
β€οΈππABOUTππβ€οΈ
Pear, 30+, Objectum/Selfshipper,
Genderfluid, Demisexual/Polyamorus
Disabled as hell, sometimes an artist, mostly a writer these days.
Working on a book, & it'll come out slowly: Root of Theseus and the fic I'm actually writing on; Sandstorms & Stardust, a Stardust Crusaders rewrite
It might be a good idea to peek at the Sasha's Surreal Ordeals masterlist to understand my ramblings even a little bit.
Don't be afraid to ask me to tag stuff, I want you guys to feel safe and welcome here! Tag directory here!
β€οΈππ THE HUSBANDSππβ€οΈ
My f/o husbands are Kujo Jotaro from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, P03 from Inscryption and Itou Kaiji from Kaiji Ultimate Survivor. Noriaki Kakyoin, Kishibe Rohan, and Miles Edgeworth are also selfship, but they're a bit more complicated lmao. I talk about them a lot, they want to fuck me so bad it makes them look stupid, and I share because I care!! (I respect nonsharers btw)
I'm also in a committed relationship irl! Yes, my partner knows of this blog. Yes, they think I'm an edgelord, and they don't care! They wouldn't have married me otherwise! (They/them is used to anonymize my partner and is not their actual pronouns.)
β€οΈππ MISCELLANEOUSππβ€οΈ
This post subject to change often. Last edited: MAY 07 2026
Don't look through my blog unless you're ready to get comfortable with a lot of kinky shit. This is your final warning, topics & fandoms under the cut.
β€οΈππ THE BASICSππβ€οΈ
This blog is kink, paraphilia, bdsm, and dark content friendly. Viewer discretion is advised, motherfucker. Don't say you weren't warned! Look I don't care about fan politics, I just want to have fun and be myself after not allowing myself to for decades. But if you really must know I'm pro-paraphilias but anti-contact for harmful ones, pro kink/freak, & anti-harrassment/censorship.
β€οΈππ I WILL NOT INTERACT WITH YOUππβ€οΈ
Minors, ageless blogs (if you say you're an adult or 20+ in your bio this is fine), radqueers/xenosatanists/pro-contact paraphilias, and antis/puritans/pro censorship folks will get blocked instantly.
Also bigots (including TERFS/SWERFS, aphobes, transandrophobes, exorsexists, and ableists) will be blocked so fast. I'm not even kidding.
I know this sounds like a lot of chronically online nonsense, but if I had to look this shit up you do too.
I personally don't find liking and reblogging posts as part of a DNI unless the post specifically says to not interact, but if you do, more power to you. I can't check every blog for their ages and DNI's all the time.
My stances on certain topics:
Proship means ship and let ship, anti-censorship/anti-harrassment, fiction does not efffect reality on a 1:1 basis, and my kink is not your kink and that's okay. It does NOT mean problematic ship, it does NOT condone nonces or predators.
Com/darkship simply explores dark and taboo topics in fictional settings, which do not condone these acts in the grand scheme of things.
Paraphilias are sexual attractions towards things that are considered atypical, because the human brain, along with sex and sexuality are complicated. It is only a paraphilic disorder if it impairs your quality of life, or you feel as if you have to enact on said attractions. Thoughs do not equal actions, and a person is only a predator if real people are harmed or if real people are depicted without consent, regardless on if they are adults now.
Babies, infants, and children cannot consent, ever. Teenagers will and do have sex whether you like it or not, and the age of consent only applies if you are close in age (max 3 years) to the minor. Personally speaking, I feel like the age of consent should be higher.
If you disagree, I don't give a fuck. I implore any adult to read up on the wisdom of repugnance and examine your responses to dark topics. Silence breeds power to opressors, especially as they've been mask off in recent years. So tell your story, even if it hurts, even if it's flawed.
β€οΈππ TOPICS ππβ€οΈ
Kink list here (including hard nos - but this does not mean I'll kinkshame you for having them! Also, I don't agree with the fact that f-list uses intersexist language, but it is the most comprehensive website to archive this information, unfortunately.)
Discourse topics: Fandom wank, LGBTQIA+ rights (including enbys and asexuals), disabled rights, anti-censorship, & sex education (including BDSM education, sexual abuse, and sex work)
Other: Memes, music, writing, drawing, AO3, fandom history, old internet, LGBTQIA+ history, art history, f/o posting, other languages/foreign literature, historical events, medical stuff, & good vibes
β€οΈππ FANDOMS & BLORBOSππβ€οΈ
Aka little guys that might pop up every once in a while.
Key: RED - Active // BLUE - Passive // GREEN - Fluctuates // YELLOW - Secret fourth thing // PURPLE - Selfship
My 1000 OC's: Me
Sebastian, M. Rasmodius, Gunther & Krobus: Stardew Valley
The Son: Hotline Miami 2
P03 (Partner): Inscryption
Miles Edgeworth (complicated): Ace Attorney
Jotaro Kujo/Star Platinum (Husband), Noriyaki Kakyoin/Hierophant Green (Boyfriend), Rohan Kishibe/Heaven's Door (also Boyfriend): Jojo's Bizarre Adventure
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So I bought a metal yoyo to see how this thing works so I can properly write about how to attack people with these things, because you gotta like schmove them in a certain way for them to move in a forward motion, and in my hubris I hit my funny bone with said yoyo.
The thing about a good character flaw is that it has to be the same thing as their greatest strength just turned up too high. the person who loves deeply and therefore controls. the person who sees everything and therefore trusts nothing. the person who is so loyal they lose themselves. there are no clean villains and no clean heroes and once you understand that in fiction you can't unsee it in people. everyone is just their best quality at the wrong volume.
Last night I had one of those artist moments that essentially boiled down to "Is my art actually doing something? Will people get what I'm going for? Or are people just glossing over it?" moment.
Sometimes I have this grandiose thought that my work is going to be smth that'll only really get recognised after my death, which I feel is growing more true for each generation that comes to pass. I don't even want big numbers, I just want my work to reach the people who need it when they need it most.
My ego died in art school and I'm glad it did but sometimes it rears its ugly head like a hydra and I gotta stomp it into paste. Chasing validation is the mind killer, I have to just keep pushing forward regardless of the outcome.
you make me very comfortable with the idea of possibly being 30 one day .. you seem happy and you seem to still have a lot of fun especially in a furry kink way and that is awesume... it took me a lot of pain and struggle to get to my 20th today but knowing i can still be a freak in 10 years is good
i am very proud of you. every hard day now makes the next good day come sooner, and as you become older your day-to-day struggles will shift in ways that may become more managable. i believe in you!
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liking a character who's infinitely more of a public nuisance about your chosen artform than you could ever be does wonders for your self confidence actually
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cw: none! just pure and heartwarming fluff, art by 0309Flip on twitter
You've been dating him for four years. Four whole years. You share an apartment, you travel together, you sleep together, he hugs you and allows himself to be vulnerable with you. And you never knew that your boyfriend, the man you see a future with, god, the man you want to marry... has the most beautiful and shiny dark curls.
He always wears them hidden in those ugly caps you don't really try to take them off at this point, it's like his head is glue to them. Maybe they are with all the hair gel he likes to wear. Jotaro only kept one single curls falling on his forehead, Superman style, and you thought that was just made because of the gel. You didn't expect all those beautiful curls all over his head.
"Jotaro," you call him that night, leaning on the bathroom sink while he was putting his pajamas on. "Come here."
He obeys at the moment, coming through the bathroom door shirtless and with his tartan pants. He looks at all the products you usually use for your own hair displayed on the sink and a water spray.
"Sit down," you say, letting him sit on the toilet lid, looking around at you and all the hair care products.
"What is this about?" Jotaro opens his legs so you can stay up between them.
"You're hiding things from me." You point your finger right in the middle of his chest making his eyebrows furrow in confusion.
"What..."
You tilt your head at him, smiling softly as your finger stays pressed against his chest. "You have curls, Jotaro. Real ones. Why didn't you ever tell me?"
He blinks once, then lets out a quiet sigh. "It's not a big deal. They get messy. I just gel them down."
"But they're beautiful," you whisper, stepping a little closer between his legs. Your hands rest gently on his shoulders, thumbs brushing over his warm skin. "Let me take care of them tonight. Please?"
Jotaro looks away for a second, jaw tight, but you know that expression. He's not mad, just a little embarrassed. He sighs again, deeper this time. "You're going to make a mess."
"I won't. I promise I'll be careful," you say, leaning in to press a ligth kiss to the corner of his mouth. "And if you hate it, you can put the cap back on right after. But I think you're going to like it."
He stays quiet for a moment, then grumbles under his breath. "Fine. Don't take too long."
You beam at him and reach for the spray bottle first, misting his hair gently until it's damp. He closes his eyes, letting you work, though every few minutes he makes a small comment.
"This feels weird," he mutters when you start scrunching the water out with a towel.
"Shh, it feels great," you answer softly, running your fingers through his curls to separate them. They're softer than you imagined, dark and springy, already starting to bounce back into shape.
You move through your routine carefully: a little leave-in conditioner, some curl cream smoothed in section by section, then a light gel to hold everything without making it crunchy. He sighs again when you twist a few pieces around your finger to encourage the definition.
"You're doing too much" he says, but there's a hint of a smile tugging at his lips now.
"Maybe i am," you reply, meeting his eyes for a second. "Because it's you."
The bathroom fills with the quiet sound of your hands working through his hair and the occasional soft comment from him. "That part's always the worst in the morning," he admits once, pointing to the back of his head where the curls usually flatten under his cap.
By the time you're done, you step back and grab the diffuser, gently drying everything until his hair looks full and alive. When you finally turn him toward the mirror, your breath catches.
His curls are perfect. Shiny, defined, falling in soft, dark spirals that frame his face just right. One piece still drops over his forehead like always, but now it looks intentional, romantic even. They catch the light with a healthy glow, bouncy and full of life.
Jotaro stares at his reflection for a long moment, he reaches up, touching one curl carefully scared to mess them up.
"See?" you say, wrapping your arms around him from behind. "They're gorgeous. You're gorgeous."
He lets out one last sigh, but this one sounds different, almost fond. His hand finds yours on his stomach and squeezes gently. "Maybe they're not so bad." He turns in your arms so he's facing you, leaning down to kiss your temple. "Thank you."
a/n: i love love love his curls I LOVE EM
a/n 2: do we like this new layout mmmm
The first rule of fandom is have fun. The second rule of fandom is find an enabler and become an enabler. Yes you should write that fic. What if it was even hornier? What if it was angstier? What if you wrote it just for me?
Ooh, this is actually kinda a neat thing, because you can think of it as a checklist:
Who: Main character(s)
Why: Character goal or desire (stated)
Why: Character need (implied)
When: Inciting Incident
What: Means (that achieves the goal/need)
Where: Place A >> Place B
How: The Plan
Obstacle(s): antagonist or challenge
For example:
Who: Bilbo Baggins, a respectable hobbit of Hobbiton
Why: Treasure, wealth (stated)
Why: Adventure, self-respect (implied)
When: After supper
What: Quest
Where: Hobbiton >> The Lonely Mountain
How: A company of dwarves, a wizard, and an ancient map and key
Main antagonist(s): a dragon
Thus, in less than 100 words:
Bilbo Baggins is a respectable hobbit in Hobbiton, never making any trouble or having any adventures. But when a wizard and a company of dwarves invite themselves to dinner, Bilbo finds himself joining their quest from the shires of Hobbiton to the legendary Lonely Mountain, the home of a long lost treasure, and quite, possibly, a dragon.Β Β
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The Anatomy of Story by John Truby is a really good book by the by, if anyoneβs interested in this sort of thing.
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One more snippit for the road because I am once again writing book 5. On this episode; Bible studies with Sasha and Pucci.
It got really philosophical the more I delved into it because imagine one reads a story about a master manipulator who essentially gets all that he wants and at the end gets rewarded, in the book that many people turn to for their morality. There's an obvious Dio parallel that both of them see, but Pucci in turn manipulates Sasha to understand that the "moral" isn't about "getting away with being the villain" it's this:
