Anon's Alt

Demons and monsters that torture people because they feed on human suffering are so dumb. People are suffering everywhere my guy go literally any place and take a deep whiff.

"But don't their clients feel weird knowing that they're feeding off their suffering?" No they think it's hilarious and they're real shits about it.

Finally a medical professional who believes that they are in pain. Because the fucker is actively chowing down on your agony. Not only am I going to get treated by them I'm going to invite all of my chronically ill friends to come as well.

Turns out if you treat the pain then the humans will bring you more humans who are suffering. It's like a restaurant where the waiter is so impressed by your ability to eat food they're giving you more on the house

They say things like "well, it's a real feast day for Belogarth today!" and "if my meds are held up at customs again I'm gonna put Belogarth in a food coma" and Belogarth is the one feeling weird about it

is it a natural and innate part of humanity or is it some shit they made up in europe

we must make haste in killing every harry potter fan

Does anyone else have an list of 10-15 untouchable thoughts that if you let yourself remeber or think about them for even a second it’s excruciating or is this a me thing

why is it so hot. why is it so hot. I am being punished.

society if “nonsexual nudity” extended to trans women

@demegods

sometimes I feel like a necromancer the way I force my tortured and broken body up everyday to do what I command it to

a masterlock? bro you are practically free-use

lockpicking lawyer gonna be sucking that thang in less than three seconds