hi. welcome to me time™

’people you may know’ and it’s someone you prayed to never cross paths with in this lifetime again

I identify the most with the woman who has a green velvet ribbon around her neck and keeps being like "DONT untie my neck ribbon or something really bad will happen" and then her husband unties the ribbon and her head falls off. this is extremely real to me. spent my whole life like "please don't do this thing to me or really bad stuff will happen" and everyone around me being like "that sounds fake" and doing it anyway. and then my head fell off!

she zydrate on my anatomy until I come in a little glass vial or whatever

tumblr changes range from harmless (background blue change) to mildly annoying (tumblr live, ui buttons moving around) to the rare but dangerous actively destructive (nsfw ban, whatever happened today) but tumblr users react to all of the above as if we’re being roasted alive so it makes sense that it’s kind of hard for staff to take us seriously

I’ve seen you people thirst after men I wouldn’t even feed to my creature

I went to I hate you island and the whole of tumblr staff was there