An Aroace Disaster

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Also here the link to her blog it’s really cool!

Ok guys, this one is actually fixing my friend @frozensriracha s cringypasta oc, so I hope you like it.

See this abomination?

This is Puppet Clock Assassin Princess Midnight Angel Rose Yandere Sapphire Uki Eiffel-bonbon the ticci laughing eyeless lost smiley homicidal drowned bloody killer zalgo slenderwoman candy toymaker factory angel of death nurse.exe, goddess-empress-princess-duchess-queen of everything-chan

(Also this is art I drew of her based on her physical description I was given, ive posted it before)

She is a Neko demon werewolf doll vampire slender being human zombie stripper ghost cannibal clown fairy emo fallen-angel hybrid

And she is described as being sweet, shy, girly, kind, and insane. She’s dating every single Creepypasta ever with an emphasis on Jeff, and she is what I would call Literally The Worst. She’s adopted by slenderman and Zalgo (because gay demon time, I guess) and as far as powers go, her bio says “Voodoo powers, black magic, hypnotizes, can teleport, can turn into anything she wants, etc. You name it she has it.” So basically she can do anything.

I’d like to point out for a second that “voodoo” powers is kinda broad and I don’t think that’s what sriracha was going for because actual voodoo is not inherently demonic. Just a fun fact. But ok.

Saying everything wrong eith the character would take forever so I’ll go over a few things. Her name is too long and though her nickname “puppet clock” is better it still makes no sence, her design is atrocious and though there are a few elements I like (the top hat, fluffy hair, and the stuff from her eyes is kinda cool) the rest is totall chaos. Her species makes no sence and honestly is impossible and her personality is so bland that it’s ridiculous. Basically, there’s almost nothing I like about her except the fact that she’s kinda funny and fun to draw.

Onto the redesign.

Here she is. I tried to make her recognizable, but make her look better, she has a nicer top hat, her outfit is more pleasing, I even used pink and blue for it to match better with the original! I put some rainbow highlights in her hair and put it in a ponytail, changed her eyes, and as you can see, added angel wings. I decided to go with the “fallen angel” portion of her species, so that’s what she is.

Pachdiel, that’s her actual name, has taken on the nick name “puppet” to spite her higher ups who used her in such a way, having her do their bidding and not caring for her input. She rebelled against the other angels, hence why she fell, and vowed to create as much chaos as possible to make the angels who “betrayed” her suffer. She’s a vengeful and petty person who doesn’t care about the consequences of her actions, and who constantly fights angels and the occasional demons, causing havoc.

She, in one occasion, got into a fight with zalgo, a fight she won, but she spared his life in return for him and her creating a truce of sorts. They are on friendly terms, sorta.

Her power set allows her to use black magic, curse people etc, she can also call upon a sword of fire that can slay demons and angels alike, but it drains her of energy so she uses it sparingly. She’s only known for influencing animals and having them do some... odd things.

if you're talking about a european feudal society (historical or fantasy), arranged marriages happen between two people of similar status. that's the entire point. if you're marrying a rich man, your circumstances do not improve, because you're from a rich family yourself, but now you're away from your family with a man most likely a lot older than you and who treats you like shit.

what you're talking about, a woman marrying a wealthier man to improve her material circumstances, is firstly 1.) not arranged marriage because it's literally not arranged by anyone and the woman is choosing her husband 2.) EXTREMELY, EXTREMELY RARE in societies where arranged marriage is dominant, and always results in scandal if not violence. which is why the trope of "gold digger" is vilified even today. 3.) is actually rare even now, even in countries where arranged marriages don't really exist, and even amongst queer people, people still overwhelmingly marry within their economic and social class

Waves of Americans are refusing to go on working terrible jobs for insulting salaries, and Conservatives are not happy about it.

Now they try to go about their daily ritual of driving their truck up to a window and screaming at it until a chicken sandwich comes out, and when that doesn't work, because all the employees are gone, they take to Facebook: "What has this country come to?!" "What happened to the days when Americans would work long hours without complaining about things like...a living wage or basic human dignity?"

And you hear this and you're just like "Man, y'all just really want slavery back, huh? Y'all still miss slavery that much?"

What is this insistence on licking the boot of these corporate overlords? Why is it so hard to understand that if they want people to continue sacrificing their health, time, and sanity by working for them in a pandemic, then they can compensate them commensurately for it—which, and I know it's a novel concept in this capitalist Hellscape, means paying people enough money for both food and shelter.

And if they need to sell off an art wing or a racehorse portfolio to do that, so be it! If they refuse to do that, then they can hang up the "For Sale" sign and shut the fuck up. That's how shit works. There's nothing un-American about any of this.

The movement isn't lazy, it's necessary.

And I just think it's funny that it's happening at the same time as thousands of Conservatives are walking away from their jobs...because of their inalienable right to cast the plague onto your grandma!

That's right: apparently, if you leave your job because you're tired of being a faceless cog in an inherently disrespectful machine that refuses to acknowledge your worth as a human being, that makes you lazy and entitled. But if you leave your job because you refuse to take even the most basic of precautions in the middle of the greatest global health crisis any of us have ever known, that makes you a "Patriot", and a "Freedom-Fighter".

These people think they have the fundamental right to endanger the health and safety of those around them, because they find that wearing a mask makes it a little harder to mouth-breathe, and then they call everyone else entitled? My ass, man.

But ultimately I hope that both sides continue to leave their jobs; the former because it's the right thing to do and the right message to send, and the latter 'cause we don't really need them dumbin' up the works anyway.