I Just Work Here Folks

When you meet Edward Elric he gives off the impression that he's the short-tempered hot-headed "violence is the answer to all life's questions" kind of protagonist, and it's in fact incredible character craft that he's actually the character who ends the series with a negative-3 kill count.

im not even the type of guy to go "actually it's frankenstein's MONSTER" because a painting by rembrandt or picasso or any other artist is often called "a rembrandt" or "a picasso" as shorthand. so in this respect frankenstein's monster can be considered "a frankenstein"

darling I love your 8 foot tall patchwork flesh creature, it really livens up the place. is that an authentic frankenstein?

it's only a true frankenstein if it was produced in the frankenstein region of switzerland. otherwise it's just a sparkling homunculus

SEE THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE SKULL OF JUDGEMENT AND OTHER GIMMICK ACCOUNTS IS THAT THE SKULL OF JUDGEMENT MINDS THE SKULL OF JUDGEMENT'S OWN FUCKIN BUSINESS

Sorry I’m late I was touching soft moss on a stone wall

One single spider has been descending from a very long thread all the way from the moon and will very soon, we hope, carefully touch down on earth.

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

sob emoji is up there with the period and the comma