hold me closely

i can’t believe we’re all young professionals and academics and we’re still logging on to tumblr.com every single day to clown on ourselves. who let this happen

Tis how we cope

I hate it when microwave meals say things like “delectable” and “exquisite” on the packaging. I’m eating radioactive garbage just let me live

i woke up late to work so i ordered an uber and didn't realize my name in the settings was naruto from the one time i got an uber in naruto cosplay and the guy was like "are you naruto?" and i went "what? sure"

People who make u feel dumb for loving hard and being passionate are dumb and boring

might fuck around and become a false prophet

If you’re a woman that’s really sexy of you

how we act alone when we don’t feel like we have witnesses.. that is the genuine self.. me walking around my room punching the air talking to myself in a bad southern accent, that’s ME baby. you’re never going to know me like i know me. haha.

all of hamlet’s problems would have been solved had horatio nominated him for queer eye

your intelligence means fucking nothing if youre devoid of empathy

tiny cats in tiny hats

if you Don’t slap your own belly and play a little tune every once in the while What is the point?