this is the log of the lima lime

When we were young my siblings and I had these five completely identical hard plastic figures of Sulley from monsters inc for some reason (pictured above) and we would play this game where we would tie each of them to a blade of the ceiling fan (also pictured) using elastics or electrical tape. Then we would turn the fan on to the highest setting and run. I don't even remember the objective of the game or if there even was one, I think we just had to survive until they all came flying off. And they would come HARD. There were dents in the walls. One time we had a friend over and played this game and she got hit in the head with one of the Sulleys and had to go home early.

His pouch spilleth over. Psalms or whatever.

I guarantee everyone isn't secretly plotting against you for being attractive but if you perceive them that way and treat them differently they may dislike you for real

Oh my god

the prettiest girl in the world

enrichment idea: put out a cardboard box that is slightly too small for your cats to comfortably fit in and watch them try to do it anyway.