I'm on my own.

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 2005 || dir: Garth Jennings

9-1-1 S04E12: TREASURE HUNT

cause everytime i fuck your dad he makes me a sandwich

He turned on the television, and there was Shane fucking Hollander’s face, filling the screen. All sweaty and flushed and happy. Answering questions in perfect goddamned French. Ilya couldn’t even say a basic English sentence without sounding like a cartoon villain. He hated his stupid accent. He hated his asshole family. Shane Hollander was speaking French and he was breathless and smiling and drenched in sweat with his hair sticking up in all directions. His cheeks were pink and his lips were dark and wet. He looked so fucking proud of himself. Ilya told himself the twisted feeling in his stomach was just jealousy, but he was terrified that it was something much, much worse. HEATED RIVALRY — CH. 5 / EP. 1

ilya is rolling his eyes but he’s giddy af and everytime ilya gets a clean bill of health from the team doctor he shows shane, “happy?” “happiest”

Supernatural (2005-2020) || I Think I'm Gonna Like It Here (9.01)

TOOTHLESS How to Train Your Dragon (2010)

HEATED RIVALRY S01E02

ETERNALS 2021 | dir. Chloé Zhao