hello gamers

I need to stop replying to “how do you make friends in your 30s?” threads because all my answers boil down to “you have to want to know people instead of have friends” and I don’t think people wanna hear that

It’s like. People can tell if you don’t really like or connect with them. If you aren’t truly enamored with someone you will have a hard time coming up with activities to do together to deepen the friendship. Because you don’t really like that person that much.

The number of people that exist is highly suspicious. I know some of you guys are faking it

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

It is imperative that the customer remain unaware that employees drink water, it frightens and scares them to think of an employee as having human needs

But does anypony notice but does anypony care

But theres no room in this stable theres no room in the next

me and your idealized past ancestor had a oral tradition let me tell you

They say ooooh be a good boy for daddy and you'll get a reward. But then the reward is just gay sex. This is bullshit. I wanted a skateboard

Then they say if you're a bad boy daddy will punish you. But what's the punishment? More gay sex! You can't escape it. This whole damn place is in the pocket of Big Sex

all i need is a sweet treat. and six thousand dollars

save me, rice mixed with some bullshit