lost in nostalgia

shoutout to boring queer people who don’t do shit. just go to work or school and then come home to watch shows. while gay

the thing about house md is that house is attracted to men but would never admit that, not because hes ashamed or repressed, but because if that fact became known chase specifically would start being really weird about it and would start awkwardly saying "or ... it could be hiv?" during differentials because he thinks its inclusive to suggest it

like where does it end

desperately need to read or watch something that will alter my brain chemistry and turn me into a new person

just found out that if i stay in my room all the time my life will eventually shrink to the size of it and i will lose all memory of how to function as a person. shocked & upset

Having your main anxiety response be Avoidance is crazy cause you'll think you're chillin and then one day you're like waitttt I've been paralyzed with fear this whole time. Damn

Was anybody else playing dead the whole time they were teenagers or is that just a me problem. Like I'm 20 now and I'm like Oh shit I didn't do anything. Because I'm scared

mp3 to powder converter im gonna need to snort the song

If humans were reconstructed from nothing but bones, they would 100% give us fur. The idea of “hairless except for the top of the head where the hair is actually the longest in the entire animal kingdom” would never come up

fuuuuck that is my circus. are those…? yep… those are my monkeys….. goddammit.

my coworker was brushing out a really fat pug and I went "they used to load these things into canons during the civil war" and she went "really?"