Fistfight Me in an Applebee's Parking Lot

smoking my Bigarette

finally. the cigarón

When guinea pigs say wheek wheek wheek. Reblog if you agree.

Lesbianism includes trans women and if you don't believe that you can get fucked

We're in the fascist tradwife, stay-at-home girlfriend, revoked abortion access apocalypse, and people who otherwise are sensible still refuse to admit that most likely means an exacerbated violent hatred for women who just point blank will not voluntarily partner up with a man.

pyrrha dve: look, kid. look at me. i know you're kinda reeling right now but before we're swallowed by cthulu i need you to understand that i did fuck your mother. yes i know you just met your father for the first time and hes god or whatever, but so you know you've always been a daughter to me, especially that one time when i killed your mom and also maybe you. it's ok she understood why i did it. all that said i think we should kill ourselves right now. what do you mean you don't want to kill yourself? your mother would have killed herself with me.

dont take bird noises for granted

next time ur outside and you hear birds just think about how awesome that is and how much it would suck if they were gone

Official ornithology post

“Eagle-eyed mutuals may have noticed I’ve reblogged 27 pictures of the blorbo today.”

“Op how does your husband not like this?” Hint: he liked it the first 1000 times he heard it

“oooh i need junji ito to write me an essay” okay so youre a little baby so youre a little baby waby who needs mommys help

not junji ito. where did he come from. this is supposed to say chatgpt