Fistfight Me in an Applebee's Parking Lot

happy june everybody i hope you get fucked and/or sucked this month

what if we don't wanna be?

lou reed’s final facebook post is so fucking sick

Was he the one who posted about MLP right before he shuffled off the 'ol mortal coil?

The hatemail game on this website is insane

brazilians, imagine you’re a famous futebol player and are about to hit the winning penalty kick at the world cup finals. accidentally, the referee tosses a christian baby at you. would you still kick the baby to the goal and win the hexa championship, and sacrifice the christian baby?

“not every character is bisexual” well obviously. some of them are lesbian

Bro showers in a concept location of silent hill

They say ooooh be a good boy for daddy and you'll get a reward. But then the reward is just gay sex. This is bullshit. I wanted a skateboard

computa make this summer a very lesbian one thank you

as it gets warmer let's all remember the two most beautiful accessories a girl can have this summer are hairy legs and a bunch of bruises from bangin around

once you realize you don’t actually need to sleep, you can really (stops talking abruptly and stares straight ahead for 4 minutes)

This image was the reason Tumblr terminated my blog.