Jam🍓

he looks like he needs a cigarette

Not now, kitten, m- da- m- your parental figure is in the middle of a gender crisis

a misogynistic society is so threatened by the concept of trans women - women that "had the opportunity" to be privileged men and chose not to - that they start making up privileges women have in order to explain why trans women exist. going into womens restrooms isnt a privilege, playing womens sports isnt a privilege, lesbianism isnt a privilege, yet they present them as such to try and explain why trans women are women for nefarious reasons. a misogynistic society will never understand that trans women have no ulterior motive for being women

I just saw an acquaintance use "👖🛝" in place of the word genocide and. like. at what point are we going to decide that this kind of self-censorship is too degrading to abide anymore.

"grape" "sewer-slide" "the panini" I feel like I'm surrounded by Rugrats who overheard the grown ups talking about the news.

I'm tired of seeing people excuse algospeak because "corporations are making us do it." Why are we all letting them do that. The Internet is real life. Get mad about it.

Pro tip: when you see a brand new slang term, your first question should be how that term has been used in AAVE for the past 20-30 years.

desired you while the women flee

You get to a point of being severely depressed and slightly suicidal where your loved ones start treating you like the elderly family dog everyone thinks might die at anytime. Wanna go for a walk, pal? No? Okay. 😔 You’ve been napping for a while, just wanted to check in on you. Just noticed you didn’t finish your dinner, buddy, you okay? And I’m glad that there are people who love me and care about me but they’re making me feel like a 13 year old yellow lab with arthritis and a mysterious lump.

mom vs. dad reaction

dont store a knife with the point facing down, it damages the blade. no, dont do that either. when you store it with the point facing up you might accidentally hurt yourself when you try to grab it. dont store a knife at all actually. your blade must never leave your hand, always ready, ruthless and waiting. you know deep down that ever since you learned the stench of blood you will never be able to cast it aside. or just get a sheath for it i guess.

For this game of dodgeball, I will be specifically targeting the gayest and most autistic among you to eliminate. 

Okay so normal rules then