to a happier year

PAINTING

PAINTING

masculine energy this feminine energy that. well i’m out of energy

need me some of this "renewable energy" I keep hearing about

washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes

Did you hear a new love language just dropped? yeah its crazy. Its called just fuckin biting them.

reblogging this but shaking my head the whole time to show i don't believe in love languages

Reblogging this while biting someone and shaking my head the whole time to rend flesh

finding it infinitely funny that tma has 160 episodes of slowburn for their main mlm couple, followed by 40 further episodes until their first kiss on screen, while set over 2ish years of canon, whereas two episodes in, the penumbra podcast has juno and peter tongueing it out, juno has at least 2 monologues on how pretty peter is, they called each other 'better half', followed by the typical mlm 'let's run away together scene', and constant eye-roll-worthy flirting, all in one day.

black mackerel tabby with low white spotting, black spotted tabby with low white spotting

jak mám se sebou žít, když vím, že sedmiletý klučina s kšiltovkou naopak bude vždycky víc cool než já...