Janky

it’s true we can’t help ourselves

Do you ever suddenly stop liking someone and then everything they do annoys the shit out of you?

how to be petty; step 1

me: *has small inconvenience* me: i guess the only solution is To Die

Whereas you push little dogs over and they’re all like “Vengeance! Death before dishonor!”

Reading about how the discovery of printing in Europe was an absolute fucking revolution and basically the one invention that turned human history into this one massive spiraling shitfest that started going faster and faster and keeps going faster exponentially as time goes by is the best fucking thing EVER

me: ignores boy boy: ignores me back me: what the fuck

i’m sleepy and just want someone to fall asleep with 

Maybe I should start a Science version of Jehova’s Witnesses and go door to door teaching people about science.

I would actually talk to you.