siiick

concept: you let someone in and they stay

itll be okay *puts a little flower in your hair*

I once had a professor SLAM a thermos down on his desk and say to us “there’s more pressure in my sinuses right now than there is at the bottom of the sea. This thing’s full of NyQuil. I’m going to drink it while I teach, and when your heads are replaced by swirling rainbows, I will cancel the rest of class.” The class ended up being 17 minutes long.

Your professor was trying to fight God

I’ll need a bigger mug for that, please and thanks.

Oh it got better

This is very good.

This is meddling with forces we have yet to fully comprehend.

It’s wax.

VINES ARE THERAPY

imcrying

PAY ATTENTION !!! 👏🏽👏🏾👏🏿

WATCH THIS ENTIRE VIDEO. WATCH THEIR SHOW. SUPPORT PEOPLE WHO COVER THESE ISSUES WITH FACTS.

i’ve started letting my shibe sleep in my bed at night, and she always starts off snuggled under the blanket, then partway through the night she gets too hot and sticks her little snout out to get some fresh air. it is so cute it hurts my heart. dogs are so good. so good.

no longer going to pursue a career! id like to be a rock. thanks

having fangs may not be a ‘‘‘necessary’’’ or ‘‘‘wise’’’ addition to my physiology but it would be very, very sexy and therefore i think i deserve them regardless,