not all who wander are lost

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

#tapping the reblog button with utmost care because i’m handling a historical artifact (via @malarkiness)

grug hate two factor authentication. first grug have to remember password. then grug have to point out which cave painting has birds. now they want grug to hunt and gather new thing called numbers. grug won’t do it grug miss the bird paintings grug was getting pretty good at birds.

cats are really useful for when you need a small animal to sit 10-15 feet away from you and stare at you with unceasing neutrality

It’s fine because I’m actually using a secret technique called writing it in my head and nowhere else.

if you try to run me through with your blade i'll just pull it in deeper until we're face to face and kiss you on the mouth. with tongue.

and yes. i will vomit blood into your mouth <3

“The Wizard of Sex” and “the sex wizard” are two completely different things you fucking idiot. It’s mistakes like this that are why the acedemy keeps sending mage assassins to your dorm

do you ever just think about how the vulcans see spock as ‘too human’ and the humans see spock as ‘too vulcan’ but captain james tiberius kirk accepts and loves both of his vulcan and human attributes and encourages spock to embrace both sides and those two actually invented being in love

In the episode “The Savage Curtain” Surak says, “May we together become greater than the sum of both of us,” referring to humans and Vulcans. And if that doesn’t sum up Spock, what does? No wonder Kirk loves him