Creature Enthusiast

phone somehow autocorrected "the joker" to "the worker." why so devoid of class consciousness, batman

its 2013 why cant i fuck music

youre so right brother

be the wizard you wish to see airbrushed on the side of van

Looks down and smiles lovingly at my boobs

Looks up and smiles smilingly at your boobs

Looks at the cave wall and smiles allegorically at the shadow of your boobs

*Looks behind me* who goes there

Did you know that taxonomically there is no such thing as a video game?

a video game is actually more closely related to a camel than it is to a hagfish

Trips and falls over really pathetically and just kinda lies there

for some brief, horrifying moment. the thought "did RGG Studio find Tupac alive and then reveal it by putting him in Stranger Than Heaven"

Hi, I'm Geoff Keighley. Welcome to The Summer Games Fest. Tupac Shakur is alive, and he's right here, this is how the world is finding out.

hold on i have to do everything

real sufferers can see the end before it even starts