i write fanfic and wax poetic about frogs 🐸

Meanwhile, Greg-the-Henchman, showing off this hot match he just made and his buddy Jake-the-Henchman, who is more up to date on the briefings, just “...Is that the winter soldier.’

Greg Theotherhenchman: Aw dang it, I'm being catfished?

Jake: Do a reverse google image search

Greg: ...I'm not finding it

Jake: Wait

Greg: Wait.

Jake: Is that his actual profile?!

Greg: holy shit, I got swiped on by the Actual Winter Soldier!?! The man hangs out with Captain America and he swiped on me!?!

Jake: He sure did, buddy! Congratulations.

Greg: Wow. The Winter Soldier

Jake: Yeah.

Greg: Crazy.

Jake: Yup. Hey, ask him if Sam Wilson is single for me.

Greg: I'll do it right now. Hes only 20 feet away--

Jake:

Greg:

Okay, so I’m trying my hand at Winterspider. Enjoy some mediocre, but nasty, smut. Live and let live. TW: very light choking, spitting, anal sex, and terrible writing

Peter had no idea how he wound up in this position - literally. He was on his bed in his dorm, legs over The Winter Soldier’s shoulders as the older man fucked into him without mercy, metal hand squeezing the sides of his throat. One moment he was riding Bucky, a litany of nasty things pouring from his lips and the next his world was turned over and the older man was nailing him into the tiny dorm bed.

“Fuck! Just like that, Sir!” Peter groaned, unable to keep his eyes opened at the onslaught of pleasure. “Open your eyes,” Bucky ordered, and Peter was helpless but to comply. It was a tone you didn’t want to test, not with an assassin’s hand at your neck. Bucky could probably crush him with this hand. God, why was that so hot, he - 

“Open. Your. Eyes.” Each word was punctuated with a thrust. “Ahh!” Peter cried out, eyes flying open to look into the steely gray ones above his. Bucky smirked, shoving his way deep inside of Peter and grinding down. Peter moaned louder, not caring if the whole dorm heard him. “Good boy. Open up.” The older brunette didn’t wait for a response, he simply took his metal hand off of Peter’s neck and gripped his jaw, forcing it open. He licked into his mouth, dominating the open mouthed kiss before pulling back and spitting into Peter’s mouth. 

“Swallow.”

Peter moaned, doing as ordered and basking in the warmth of the approving noise Bucky made. He felt dirty and exposed, like rusted metal or a live wire. He was balancing on a razor’s edge, so close to falling into some nameless abyss. Bucky leaned back on his haunches, causing the angle to drive his cock directly into Peter’s prostate. The younger man would have screamed if Bucky didn’t cover his mouth in time with his flesh hand, muffling whatever sound that would come out. He thrust hard and deep into Peter, fucking into him as if he were no more than some hole to get off in. It made Peter’s toes curl and he almost cried when Bucky finally took his flesh hand and began to stroke him in time with his brutal thrusts. “C’mon, doll. Come for me,” Bucky urged, voice low and powerful. Commanding.

To celebrate my friend's birthday, because I have no money, I'm going to make a list of the reasons why I love them.

They're creative and they help me to resolve writer's block.

They have great ideas for fics. Whether they make it onto a document or not, the ideas are always entertaining.

They love the natural world and they share the cool stuff they find with their friends.

They don't hesitate to say if they like something or not, whether it's school or fandom or something else.

Their love for frogs is simply adorable. It always makes me smile.

Their passion for the things they love is incredible.

They write some of the cutest fics in whatever ship strikes their fancy, but especially with Peter and Pietro.

Their version of Bucky is so kind and nurturing to whoever he's with in their fics and it makes me smile.

Their creativity when it comes to otherworldly creatures and monsters is honestly amazing. They have ideas I would never have thought of and they're always fascinating to see.

Their enthusiasm for soft things is amazing and I always smile when I see something they've done. It's refreshing after a stressful day with difficult problems.

They have a fantastic sense of style. They look amazing in everything they wear.

They are very handsome and seeing their face makes me want to hug them.

They work very hard at the things they hope to achieve.

Their spicy thoughts are just very hot, no matter who they involve.

Their poetry is beautiful and I don't know how they do it. Poetry is not one of my strengths.

They have an amazing ability to capture an emotion in their writing, whether it's happiness, sadness, or what have you.

They're a great brainstorming partner for fics. A lot of the ideas that I've had recently have come from talking to them, especially the ones involving The Right and Proper Care of a Spider.

They're thoughtful and considerate of the comfort of others. They care about their comfort in a particular situation.

They take excellent care of their pets and their interactions with their pets are just adorable.

They tell excellent stories and while soft, they are not afraid to delve into serious matters.

Their moodboards are beautiful and they have a much better visual sense of aesthetic than I do.

They love all kinds of people and characters and care about their well-being. Their stories and their interactions with others are simply heartwarming.

Chapters: 1/? Fandom: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Steve Rogers/Thor Characters: Steve Rogers, Thor (Marvel) Additional Tags: Werewolves, Monsters, Werewolf Bites, Werewolf Mates, Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, Werewolf Thor (Marvel), Alpha Thor (Marvel), Large Cock, Size Kink, Size Difference, Pre-Serum Steve Rogers, Blow Jobs, Loss of Virginity, Anal Sex, Anal Fingering, Come Inflation, Come Swallowing, Daddy Kink, Soulmates, Mating, Mating Cycles/In Heat, Mating Bond, Breeding, Reincarnation, Pregnancy Kink, Mpreg, Omega Steve Rogers, Verbal Humiliation, Light Dom/sub, Rimming Summary:

Steve is entering his late 20s. He’s put off finding a relationship for so long now. There was always something to do first, whether it was school or his career or it just didn’t feel like the right time. Finally, at the age of 27, he’s decided that enough is enough. He’s tired of fantasizing alone in his apartment. He wants to find someone and for something to happen. Whether it’s a relationship or just sex (he’s leaning towards sex), he wants to say that he’s done something so he finally knows what it’s like to be with someone.

In walks Thor, a tall, handsome man who may as well have appeared out of one of Steve’s dreams. He’s broad and strong, kind and smart. He’s everything Steve has ever wanted in a partner.

There’s more to Thor than meets the eye, though, and when Steve finds out, he dives head first into a world wholly unlike the one he’s used to. Whether it’s foolishness that drives him or an ancient calling in his soul is anyone’s guess, but all he knows is that he’s been waiting for Thor for a long time.