Average yuppie

No swearing and do not sex pleae

fuck you calling it a costume like it doesnt turn you on just to say it

what we really need is a male moanliness epidemic am i right folks

the world is my cuck chair

having a body made of meat sucks ass

kill dorothy fuck the lion marry the tin man and i dont care about the other one

what nobody tells you about weekends is that it’s already monday

wiping my cheeto dust hands on your shirt. i want to build a beautiful life with you

my swag centric lifestyle prevents me from engaging with your gay and lame stuff

The ancient texts were true… They DO have a reaction image for everything…

horror novel: he sniled, but it wasn't sneetly. it wasn't sneetly at all.