blackscarblues

I can feel my precious childhood memories being paved over to form new neurons associated with hitting hunting rifle headshots in fortnite

functionally suicidal character saying “I would die for you” to their significant other and its like. I get the sentiment, honey, but if a hot dog vendor told me he’d sell hot dogs for me, I wouldn’t feel very moved now would I

Now a functionally suicidal character saying “I will live for you”. Now that’s a dynamic I can sink my teeth into.

now how about a functionally suicidal character saying "I will sell hot dogs for you"

guys raised by fly's

placing an "I bought this before elon musk went crazy" bumper sticker on my rickety old covered wagon