I Wonder As I Wander...

“Gary, I realize it’s your first day, but we do have a dress code.”

I literally can’t tell who is talking to who, and I don’t want to change that for a second.

one time i actually thought i had a chance with someone 

school is over!! u know what that means!! ;)

*doesnt know how to manage unstructured time*

*grievously mangle sleep schedule*

She’s right though. Soir means night

Shut the fuck up his mom just died

Probably out of embarrassment over him messing up bonsoir

men be like my mom just died time to go on a dating app

Dinosaurs could probably see every star due to the lack or light/air pollution

You and your best friend won’t be at each other’s funeral

You and your best friend won’t be at each other’s funeral