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🥿you probably already know 🐣who i am but did you know that this guy? 🤩that's right me!📿🐧 lives in this website for life? my mother was a webpage🍋 my father was an email😫, my body is a prison💐💖 and brother they are feeding me prison slop in here. i am aware of 🗣🔊cognitive dissonance and i will one day🛸 dissolve into a pylon of sand🍊 and subsequently🦠 lost to time. let's go party girls!!🧋👅officially ascended to crazy godhood status this year!💐then maybe grad school 🥿

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CONTACT MY CHANCELLOR AT ONCE! MY BEEF TIPS ARE DRYING OUT AND I HAVE MISPLACED MY BOTTLE OF TIP MOISTURIZER! WITHOUT THE CHANCELLOR, THIS DINNOR MAY BE RUINOUS!

#the chancellor #moisturizer #dinnor

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girl. i am still here. i have bad badbads and i have the wong long and i also shaking my heeps on the runway m'ma. cologne in my mouth because it make my freshfresh get big wong long brah. it is the day of the cure and i will be feeling feep and goog on the wong long and dingling my tingle with the preserndent of the walladong and we're going to college together in beeftown in halladong, nood pong and we gonna go on down to peep town and sling some absolute hurdy pong, okay dong?

#badbads #hurdy pong #beeftown #shake that thang #mouthwashing

i called my docter and she says i will never be free of the curse but there are medicines i can take to help. and no don't say i should just take off the amulet. everybody fucking saysthat and it doesnt DO anything okay i could take it off if i fucking wanted to alirght? alright.

#cursed #cursed amulet #cursed crusader #ruth crusader ginsburg

i desire your cinnamon crab most carnally.

#furry fanfiction #do not eat me #don't hurt me #aw hell naw #shemp jiggle #roast me

dear teddit,

i ate a sick dog and now i dont feel so well

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those perverts at tumblr hq think i was implying that spongeburt is going to stick his three fingers up mr karb's shithole

#come on now #spongebob

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i love you wieners everywhere

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up late loving wieners on the weekend, feet kicked up glass of wine dirty hair dont care.

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hot summer night loving wieners on a sunday. glass of sweet red and dirty toes, hwat he'll do next, nobody knows!!!!!!

pestilence is my favorite plague becausei tm akes me feel good inside

#my organs are failing

man FUCK vulnerability. i should have never let on that i have feelings for the big stone . now i have to push it up the hill for eternity in AWKWARD SILENCE. fuck my stupid life

#one must imagine sisyphus happy #sisyphus

mentally i am here

#i never realized mavis beacon was hot

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they should invent a chair that hurts your balls real bad

#chair inventor #chair apprentice

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joe biden should make it a law so that any time i fall asleep on the couch at night 400 cops have to come to my house and gently move me to my bed without waking me and then they all fall into a machine under the floor that grinds them up and converts them into a new kind of special gel that can be fed to elderly horses to make them sick

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this doesn't make any sense. joe biden is not in office anymore.

my unkle got his dinkum stuch in the wii consoul!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! call cusotmer supporte!!! oh wait you CANT because its not fuchung 2009 mein lieben!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#germanic polytheism #germanic polyamory #polyarmory

hiiiiiibibibibibibibibiiiii!

i am a bunny that likes tiramisu!

#bunners #bunners for tiramisu

i was nominated for Pest of the Year at the Locust Awards

#locust

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where were you during the great seattle cock fire of 1973

#where were you

#loss #impractical poopers

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