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kayvsworld

my body, tearfully: when sleep???

me: my dude we just woke up!! It’s time for wakefulness and doing things and Productivity

my body, weeping: but???? when sleep?????

rizaoftheowls

me: okay, finally now is sleep

my body: no. wrong.

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laracroftm

RYLAND GRACE + silhouettes. Project Hail Mary ( 2026 ) dir. Phil Lord & Chris Miller.

foxyflowerrei

Shisui coming out

opossumgirltongue

teasing an american girl and she goes "mph ~!"

teasing a girl from anywhere else and she goes "kmph ~!" instead

armoryangel

investing early

onion-souls

Sorry, Millennials, but recent paleontologist findings and hyolaryngeal apparatus reconstructions no longer support the hypothesis that "rawr" means "I love you" in dinosaur.

onion-souls

I made you a bibliography but I eated it :(

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sebijy

aaruaalislost

biker Tifa and more doodles

the-zenith-calls

My favorite scenes in the LotR books are the ones where Legolas has vital information and just decides it's not important to share.

Like when Gandalf spent literal PAGES trying to figure out why the vibes were off in Moria and Legolas chimes in with just "it's a balrog :) that shit's evil :) we're so fucked :)" like what do you MEAN you knew already and just didn't tell him??

Or at the beginning of Two Towers when Aragorn thinks there's something nearby so he puts his ear to the ground to listen, and then like 10 minutes later is like "hmmm i hear horses" and Legolas is just like "mm yep. there are 105 blond bitches with spears" like you just let your friend put his face in the dirt and you can SEE them??

Legolas please gain a sense of urgency

knives-in-the-dishwater

It's because legolas hasn't spent enough time with non-elves to remember that they don't know what he knows.

gandalf is scratching his head in moria, and legolas is thinking "oh man, the wizard noticed something off *besides* the obvious balrog that we all are aware of??"

"I wonder what aragorn is listening for? must be hard to hear, what with all of the horses. How many horses are there, actually? 1... 2... 3..."

taavicleric

"What do your elvish eyes see?" is Aragorn saying, as politely as possible, "Because the REST OF US are at a significant disadvantage, Prince Dipshit."

penny-anna

Do Eridians know they are different colours. I bet Grace's alien kids love finding out what colour they are. It means absolutely nothing to them but they're like :O :O

penny-anna

Some of them think he's making this whole 'colour' thing up to mess with them and try to catch him out by asking again on a different day to prove he's just saying random noises but he's like you are still blue buddy and they're like :O :O

penny-anna

Like if we met an alien species who had extra senses & they said that some humans felt spingly and some humans felt spoingly I bet we'd all want to know if we were spingly or spoingly humans

victusinveritas

razielim

oh i'm going to misusle and straight up fuckle this knowledge so badly

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mispelled

Has anyone done this yet

mahawavy

ultimatesue

For God so loved the world

the brothers Area

Kelp gull (Larus dominicanus)

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havinganormalone

Fanfiction is insane. You can write porn so good you make friends.

smolestboop

the scene where emily snuck into corvo's room because she couldnt sleep and has nightmares....(pans to me on the floor sobbing)

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