fish

Getting a byte job from a computer with huge drives.

emerges from the closet covered in compression artifacts and with a noticeably reduced file size

Computers be like "omg bestie so true" and it's just the number 1

"next time, log in faster with fingerprint/face/iris recognition!" how about i keep typing my password like i have for the past 25 years and you fuck off

I like when you click a link and it turns purple its like youre bruising it

every linux distro should be required to have a merch store with their logo on a pin so i can collect the pins of my favorite distros like pokemon cards

Get a pin making machine and compile the pins on your own hardware

that's how you get gentoo pins

be for fucking ℝ right now

i don't even need to pirate as much as i do. mainly i do it for sexual gratification these days.

it’s “href” cause that’s the sound you make when you have to write html

T-shirt that says "I'M SORRY FOR THE PERSON I BECOME WHEN I'M OVERHEATED"