Save your nipples for the second date.

grown ass adults every time a disney sequel gets released: leave your kids at home 👏🏼👏🏼 this one’s for the 90s babies 💯💯💯 i will literally beat the SHIT out of any child i see in the theater 👊🏼😤👊🏼

don’t make other people’s decisions for them. apply for the job you don’t think you’ll get. let them decide if you have the skills they’re looking for. tell that person you like them even though you think they’re out of your league. let them decide if they like you. stop trying to predict and control everything. bring what you have to the table. let the rest go.

“your password is weak” fuck you

It’s weird when you realize the person you once told everything to now has no idea what’s going on in your life