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I really like giving nonchalant characters headcanons that just completely eradicate their chances at actually being perceived as nonchalant

for example:

wemmbu purrs. when he’s happy or relaxed he can’t really help it. he tries so incredibly hard to keep it secret and fails spectacularly.

Egg discovered this early on in the Proton skybase because their beds were so close together. He heard Wemmbu purring when they went to bed after a successful retaliation against Zam and had an epiphany.

Parrot found out before this, when he hid from Clown in Wemmbu’s civilization. After they won the battle against Zam’s team, when Parrot and Wemmbu went to talk about Parrot’s next moves, Wemmbu was purring and Parrot had a very hard time pretending he didn’t notice. Wemmbu insisted Parrot keep it a secret, and, to his credit, he did.

Mane found out after Wemmbu’s near-victory during their spar when Mane was being disloyal to Zam empire and helping out Wemmbu with his civ. Mane laughed about it a good amount but didn’t have much room to tease given he’s a type of cat.

Egg: “Wemmbu purrs.”

Zam: “no he doesn’t.”

“HE DOES”

“PROVE IT”

“YOU HAVE TO MAKE HIM HAPPY FIRST”

“HE’S NEVER HAPPY”

WRONG!

You see those stupid little back and forth movements they do? You see the circles they make using wasd? The atrocious(fond) color palette they chose using terracotta? Getting sheepishly defensive when Spoke bullies them? The almost deadpanned look they give at Spokes demands?

THATS EGG BRO

Egg is the Null Commander. I will not be accepting anything else, he got bored waiting for Wemmbu to come save him from Arachnid having beaten that spider after the purge and is now waiting for Wemmbu to come pick him up at the castle bc he can't see.

Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk

the plot is basically that uu!wifies gets built back together by evilfies and is sent back to unstable 🙂‍↕️ it’s really one of the coolest fics i’ve read and i wanna spread the word!!

here’s the link

The Parrot curse… it’s all yours

//Spoilers for Spoke’s 1000 players simulate Hunger Games video vvv

Unstable SMP

Theo is really cool.

bcos the water may causr the fish to swim and then u will feel gluuglulguglu in your stomach !!!!!!!!!