he keepeth all his bones

i think every publisher should have to institute a ban on books that fail what i’m calling the “little life” and “what else?” tests

Everybody get gayer and more religious now!!!!!!

i wish there was a way to say "you're right, but this is really ineffective and even counterproductive messaging to anyone who doesn't already agree with you" without sounding like an asshole

God sent Jonah to Nineveh the enemy of his people to preach repentance and Jonah’s so mad because he wanted God to be angry at Nineveh, unleash his wrath, get rid of the enemy. And God’s response is to set up this little plant that Jonah likes and then when it’s blasted away go what are you feeling Jonah? And Jonah says angry!! And all the sudden the anger you thought God should be feeling you see it’s there but it’s anger that *anyone* should be destroyed. It’s anger *for* people. It’s anger that moves people *away* from destruction because at its heart it’s love.

Council of Nicea, 325 C.E.

there are too many things happening this summer that i'm thinking we are going to need an extra 6-12 months of june and possibly another 3-4 months of july. probably no extra august as the problem should hopefully sort itself out by then. we are also looking into extending the day night cycle to 55 hours and extending the human lifespan to 10000 years.

It’s all corrupt girl

«  she should be in the club » everyone knows your late twenties are for becoming increasingly offputtingly religious

You'd think people who follow a religion where one of the main tenets of faith is that literally the most righteous and perfect man possible got sentenced to execution by imperial occupation forces and died horribly after many hours of torture would be immune to the "good things happen to good people, if you're unhappy it's probably your own fault" kinda thinking, and yet