aliens exist

they say you can't pour from an empty cup but i've been doing it my whole life and aside from all of these mysterious ailments it's working out great for me

at the end of the day it's bedtime

sometimes i say “i think” but actually i know. on account of being the knower.

so weird when people are normal about things that i have complexes and deep emotional issues about

starting to think some of yall arent serious bout finding beauty in the grotesque

I like saying "I'll allow it" only in contexts where I have no power or authority

okay great post very funny. setting that aside for now. what the fuck are we even doing anymore vis-a-vis censoring screenshots of other social media. what even is that, a thermometer? a riding crop? a white cane? that cannot possibly be less effort than blacking out the word or even putting some other, more opaque emoji over it

hey, what's going on? i heard laughter coming from your house. what's so funny? can i come in