Thick Thighs & Pretty Eyes

Van Gogh was actually a homesick Jupitarian

i cant believe americans on tv really say rock paper scissors like???? its paper scissors rock omg do u irl americans actually say rock paper scissors????

rb this with whether u say paper scissors rock or rock paper scissors

At long last, The Chosen One has been discovered. Working as a cashier. With no interest in doing anything even slightly more difficult.

yeah because there is nothing more difficult than retail

tbh anyone who works/has worked retail would see the chance to go around saving the world in ways that could potentially kill them as a welcome vacation

This resonates on a spiritual level

Every single one of these is pure gold.

The card trick is hands down my fave.

breh 😭😭💀

I love tumblr

Happiness Will Come To You.

when tho

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

one day you will know, i wasn’t like them

I’m glad he clarified tbh