not great, admittedly

Every man? Is a Fucking idiot

I want to be a mysterious girl with a private online presence but I also need to tell everybody I cried at the DMV

my friend was testing perfumes out at the store and she sniffed a bottle and anounced "ngl this bitch kind of sucks" The girl at the counter suddenly looked really sad, and my friend was like "I'm sorry, I wasn't talking about you." And the girl looked up and said "No don't worry, I didn't think that, but I just crushed a ladybug with my shoe" We both took a peak over the counter. she'd stepped on a red m&m

i literally wasn’t made to work sorry to the freaks who enjoy this grindset shit but you literally have psychological problems. i just want to sit and think and maybe talk and eat and drink

people are the most interesting thing in the world im obsessed w everyones weird habits and funny stories. the average person is so fucked up that its funny. like no one on earth is normal n u should make it ur job to see why

smoking on that shit that made tom wait

i’m smoking on that shit that made tom cruise

smoking on that shit that made tom petty

smoking on that shit that made tom . and jerry