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when i play tank “protecting my party” is never on my mind. i just want to be the center of attention and laugh maliciously at the enemies as their pitiful attacks bounce uselessly off my mitigation
I do protect my party but only because they can’t help me win if they’re dead and they’ll praise me afterward for being a good tank
my smug remarks draw all the aggro!
“make me”
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dark green is a nice color. underrated
ladies and gentlemen, Phtalo Green
green is the worst color in many ways- lime green, puke green, neon green, sea foam.
but I often ignore the more beautiful greens. teal, aqua, and dark colors- like PHTALO GREEN.
A flail-axe?
By @jacobwitzling on TikTok
Someone in the replies went on a long lecture that ultimately asked what makes this any better than a normal double sided axe with a handle and the answer is: because it looks cool and is rare. I've seen a lot of people chopping wood with a normal axe and it's pretty alright (sometimes it's very good). I've chopped wood with a normal axe and I hated it, but if I can chop wood with a normal axe most people can do that. But I've only seen one person chop wood with a flail axe, and it looked cool, and I certainly couldn't do that, and I don't think many other people could do that either.
Also because a flail axe is MUCH more effective at causing me to go away than a normal axe. If I saw someone on the opposing team wielding this in a battle, I would simply leave. I would be finished with that battle. The person using this thing is either skilled and in control enough with it to be effective or mad enough to think they are (and let's face it the latter is more likely), and either one of those is too dangerous for me. No thank you! I will be stabbed with a normal sword at a later date.
People in the tags Getting it now
Bonus:
the thing is, you can see him clipping the shots together to hit each of these- probably because he keeps missing or hitting the flat side. its an emphasis on “this probably wouldnt work”. you can see the stumps adjusting somewhat, because they got nudged or something other.
but its still fucking badass. thats whats important.
types of crush ♥
don’t be shy! send one
crush 1:date crush…i’d date you
crush 2:big love crush…i’m in love with you
crush 3:beauty crush…i think you’re really beautiful
crush 4:blog crush… i wish my blog was like yours
crush 5:goals crush…i wish i were like you
crush 6: cute crush…when i see or hear about you, i get butterflies
crush 7: cuddly crush…i feel like kissing you all the time!
crush 8: very fricking intense crush….i wish i could spend my whole life with you
Before you post, THINK! Does it follow the Hays Code?
i got a headache after reading this and I dont know what the fuck asinino is so I think this post follows the Hays Code
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I used to think I was into forced-fem and sissyfication stuff but then it turned out that I’m just transgender & very lazy
Domme: “You want me to make you into a pretty girl?”
Me: “Yeah, and now it’s your problem. Sucker.”
THIS IS THE ONLY TIME I'VE EVER BEEN CHAOTIC ANYTHING!
actually there were 0 time travellers on the Titanic, because the time cops have an entire outpost to safeguard that one particular point in history. every rookie spends a least a month on Titanic duty and they all complain bitterly about it since it is, essentially, the time travel equivalent of being the guard who has to stop tourists from licking the Liberty Bell.
listen. LISTEN. there's going to be somebody, maybe several somebodies, at the travel hub who's dressed nice and knows all the right words and swears back and forth that they can sell you the credentials that will get you into the Titanic's timespace. they'll sell you IDs that pass you and your friends off as 23rd century history students or, worse, some 24th century brats who will go crying to their corporate sponsors if you ruin their paid vacation.
the IDs will look very impressive. they will not come cheap. they will not help you.
there's no checkpoint to bluff your way through and nobody who wants to hear you try. if you try to time travel anywhere near the Titanic, whether you try to board with all the other passengers or appear on the boat in the middle of the voyage, you will get slammed directly into a whitespace dragnet - a time bubble, in layman's terms.
and you will be surrounded by at least a dozen time cops, all of whom are bored and cranky and very eager to flex their newfound authority, which means they will absolutely detain you for as long as possible and insist on giving you a lecture when a slap on the wrist would do. if you talk back they might double your fine or even suspend your chronal permissions for up to a year.
and then they'll send you back to the hub in your period piece clothing that will suddenly look very stupid, and the guys who sold you the ideas will have fucked off to 1998 by then and you won't have a chance in hell of getting your money back, and what I'm saying is that it's not worth it, dude. it's just not worth it.
This is too specific to not be from experience
what are you, a time cop?
the difference between tumblr and twitter is that pretty much everyone on tumblr needs some kind of compassionate intervention in their lives, but at a low background level. Twitter has 99% normies succumbing to internet brainrot and 1% just the most outlandish personalities you’ve ever seen.
your average tumblr personality is a shaking dog in a Sarah McLachlan appeal, with enough time and care they can be rehabilitated and placed in a loving home. your average big-time twitter account should be sent to a prison colony on the moon
how quickly we forget our past on this site…
Friend I was here for the bone stealing witch. Even as the sun and moon hid their eyes and averted their gaze I saw the witch walk without fear of the laws of God nor man and steal those bones and sell them on etsy. The amputated toe. The breast milk jewelry. A man who against any law of heaven desires to own another human as a pet reblogged my star wars discourse posts. You want to talk about racefaking cannibal mermaids?? Bah! How many kickstarter scams for cartoons that sounded unbearably twee have come and gone? How many stars risen and fallen? I remember when this site had a sizable userbase of meth enthusiast who just posted aesthic shots of their stash and rigs. Where are those crank aficionados now? Gone like so many others. And yet I remain!
And when I tell you that twitter is worse than any of that you should heed my words!!
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if trump really does end up in jail I don't want to see a single fucking one of you suddenly acting like cops are good now actually
"cops and prisons are good if they hurt the people we don't like" is not the progressive stance you think it is
Now if he gets shanked in prison then I fully expect to see ‘prisoners are more valuable than cops’ posts.
im gonna LOSE IT imagine you have a whole ass sword and some geometric fuck pats your ass and obliterates you
Buenos dias link
“weird” is just a setting on my dryer
whats it do?
makes the clothes wetter
That is weird
the fuck u want?
haha im in danger ヽ ඞ
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Hands down THE funniest Youtube comment I’ve ever seen
